Posted by fallsfall on January 17, 2004, at 13:33:26
In reply to Miss Honeychurch - Bean's Beauty, posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 17, 2004, at 11:49:21
Miss Honeychurch and everyone else,
How did you know I eat prunes? I even like them.
The Master's Division is for those of us who have more maturity and experience (and age) than the rest of you. When you have passed the giddy stage of young adulthood there are different things that are important. The swimsuit competition is really not a pretty sight at my age (now, we could have a swimsuit competition of the CHILDREN of people in the Master's division - my children would represent me well). We prefer activities where you can sit down - this is why the Master's division has a Bingo component. Of course, the most important part of the Master's division competition is the "Life's Wisdom" competition. This is where the contestants are asked questions like "If you could have one wish granted, what would it be?" and they have to come up with answers that have a little more depth than "World Peace" or "To marry my therapist". Now, everyone has heard of my superiority in these areas, so they are all afraid to compete in the Master's division - therefore, I easily take first place.
I'll bring the Ouija board for when things settle down and we can ask questions like "Will wearing a Wonder bra all the time keep your boobs from sagging when you get old?" and "What do therapists talk about with each other?" and "Who is the best therapist in the world". Finally we will get some answers.
I'm so glad that you guys let me come. I don't think I ever was your age - this way maybe I'll learn about some of the things I missed. Of course, you don't really learn unless you DO - so I guess I'll have to come out of my corner!
Respectfully submitted with awe,
Falls
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