Posted by Karen_kay on January 16, 2004, at 14:18:16
In reply to Re: Sadly disappointed in previous attempts, posted by Elle2021 on January 16, 2004, at 10:23:35
But I must say that my therapist may have to make the final decision on this matter. And I do believe he would pick me over any one of you haggard ladies. Now, I know you are quite upset at this revalation, but I assure you, you are all quite beautiful in your own way. Just not nearly as beautiful as I am. And my shrink told me so, So take that! And what's this about fighting over first place anyway? I thought it was DECIDED that I was in first place. That decision was already made. Feel free to fight over first and second as much as you like, but not first. Oh no, I take first. And of course, I win Miss Congeniality as well because we all know that I have the best personality. Which isn't too hard considering the options. I mean to say that you ladies are rather boring. Now, don't take that the wrong way or anything :)
So, do we need to create a new agenda for the beauty pageant as well? I mean my therapist can be the judge. We could also invite Bean to sit as second chair if you feel that Bubba (as we'll now refer to my therapist) may be biased to yours truly. But Miss Honey, I assure you, I'll win Bean's heart as well. He'll end up calling me all the time and I'll have to finally tell him, "Look Sir, if you don't stop harassing me I'll have a talk with Miss Honey and she'll start wearing a short skirt during sessions. Do you really want that to happen?" Hmmmmm... Maybe it will have a good outcome for all parties involved. Bean sees more leg, you finally win your therapist's heart, and I come in First Place at the beauty pageant! This sleep over should be fun!!!! And Miss Honey, I too started going grey at 16. What's with that????? My hair dresser always commments on it. I'm always telling her to shut her mouth and fix it! What color's your hair? Right now, mine's dark brown with blonde highlights. And by the way, when you get older, stuff starts to sag.....Sorry to have to tell you that :)
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