Posted by All Done on January 17, 2004, at 1:44:27
In reply to Re: Oh Elle....Try this again. » Elle2021, posted by Karen_kay on January 16, 2004, at 17:20:01
Karen,
Lovely attempt at a description of the events. ROFL! I must commend you on your accuracy of my attire. How did you know that I adore mint green with ruffles and sequins? You forgot to add the bolero jacket, spiked-heel-white-lace-up boots, and permed hair, though. (Can you tell I suffered my adolescence throughout the 80's?)
And Elle, honestly, baton twirling to Eye of the Tiger? It's 2004! But I must admit, albeit somewhat begrudgingly, that prior to my mint green dress wearing days, I was a baton twirler and most likely used that exact song for one of my "routines". So humiliated :(.
However, Karen, I do believe you missed a huge portion of the events. You know, the part when my therapist, we'll call him Beefcake for obvious reasons, came to save me from the likes of all of you. Once he heard of the unfair judging, Beefcake immediately hopped on a plane to D.C. to act as a tiebreaker. I mean, it really wasn't a problem with his schedule or anything considering he has no other clients besides me, of course. The only problem for him may have been choosing his wardrobe for the occassion. Too many fantastic choices, I believe.
Needless to say, once Beefcake, looking quite handsome, arrives at the competition, he is immediately horrified by Bean's attire and appalled at Bubba's incessant staring at Karen's pumped up Miracle Bra cleavage. Clearly being the most dignified of the judges, he calmly and rationally explains that All Done must be declared the winner of the competition since Karen, Elle, and Miss Honey have been fighting in the corner with the fire baton for the last hour and a half.
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