Posted by Elle2021 on January 17, 2004, at 12:45:40
In reply to Miss Honeychurch - Bean's Beauty, posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 17, 2004, at 11:49:21
Evening Gown: Karen's dress mysteriously disappears after Elle uses Karen's dressing room. Karen, determined to upset Elle and give her confidence a knock-down, dons a clown suit (since she knows Elle is terrified of stupid clowns). Fittingly, Karen is also afraid of clowns; when she passes by a mirror on her way to the stage, she catches a glimpse of herself and faints. Elle, having never seen Karen, goes on to win this portion of the pageant.
Talent: Elle ditches her fire baton and chooses to recite Paradise Lost for this section. All Done, under the impression she can sing, waddles on stage and begins to croon "Somewhere Over the Rainbow," dressed quite appropriately in Dorethy's wardrobe. The judges aren't impressed, especially Elle's therapist. Terribly embarrassed, All Done runs off stage, her wails can be heard from backstage. Fallsfall finds this delightful and sits smirking...in the corner of course. Miss Honey, and her boobs, float onto stage left. Elle's therapist says he is not impressed by giant breasts and surprise surprise, Elles wins this part too.
Interview: Karen has revived since her unfortunate fainting spell. She is now wearing her RED dress. Miss Honey and Fallsfall whisper amongst themselves saying, "Well, you know what they say about girls who wear red..." :) Elle, granny panties and all, has a panic attack (we want this realistic right?) and is unable to complete this portion. Karen wins. :(
Master: I'm not sure what that means, sounds like it has something to do with skating...so Fallsfall wins.
Finals: Elle in first, All Done in second, Miss Honey in third, Fallsfall in fourth, and poor Karen is LAST!!!!!!!!!
Elle
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