Posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 17, 2004, at 11:49:21
In reply to Re: Don't forget my division » fallsfall, posted by Karen_kay on January 17, 2004, at 10:59:57
Ladies, ladies, ladies....
I take one Friday night off and look what I come back to! Mass confusion, mass DELUSION, granny panties, sequins, a new Therapist judge (Beefcake), and whiplash due to an unruly breast. When will the madness stop?
I have several points to clarify:
1. Bean does NOT wear a toupee, he has a full head of hair, thank you very much. It is not receding, he is not balding.
2. Miss Honey knows the finer points of beauty pageant etiquette and knows that double sided tape is her friend on the stage. However, I choose to ammend my whiplash to when I am sitting in Bean's lap during the evening gown competition when Karen falls, Elle starts busting out some 80s dance moves (a la cabbage patch and running man - completely horrifying everyone), All Done has some logistical issues even I am too embarassed to talk about, and Fallsfall is too busy easting prunes in the corner to care what is going on :)
3. There seems to be some delusion that Karen wins MIss Congeniality or the interview section or whatever. LIttle does she know that loose lips sink ships and hers are plenty loose! Maybe Bubba appreciates her witty remarks and refreshing candor, but Bean will be absolutely horrified (scoring her a 0)and Beefcake will be too busy looking at Miss Honey's 36Ds to listen to anything Karen has to say (scoring her a -1).
4. Fallsfall, PLEASE bring that ouija board!
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