Posted by Karen_kay on January 16, 2004, at 16:05:25
In reply to Re: Sorry to ruin your delusions » Karen_kay, posted by All Done on January 16, 2004, at 15:23:18
Ummm, sorry but your pathetic attempt to outdo me has amounted to a disqualification for YOU! /You forgot to include a time to go along with the schedule!
That was freaking awesome! OMG! How did you know I was so clumsy and would surely fall on my face? But the disqualification just doesn't seem fair :( It's the meds I tell you, the meds!That was too much! I don't think I've laughed so hard in quite a while. Well, since the last time I read one of my own posts anyway. (I know I sound so conceited, but I have good reason to be you know..) I really like the way you helped boost everyone else up though. Usually my attempt at humor is to have everyone else fall down, except me. Maybe I should try your way. Naaa... I like my way better. You know, my way is better. I'd have to agree that Miss Honey would win the swim suit competition, with those boobs she has, even if they aren't real. And yes, Elle would win the evening gown, with her poise and grace, as well as that fabulous tan. Even if she does develope a skin rash several weeks later from all the weeks in the sun. And yes, I do agree that even you would win the talent portion with your song. But you may get a case of bronchitis from all that practicing you did on the flight up to DC, causing you to miss countless weeks of work and lose your car in the process. Was it worth it???
But, you failed to mention Fallsfall. What role does she play in this demented version of a beauty pageant? Well, due to this misshap I'd venture to say your agenda again fails to meet the criteria required for a realistic view of the happenings of our sleepover beauty pageant....Fallsfall:
Since you'd only like to watch, you can be the Former Miss Social Babble. Your duties are to sing the first song, "Foxy Lady" By Jimi Hendrix, primp the ladies before they go onstage, which includes helping those who don't have boobs put fake ones in and helping those who do duct tape them down (and yes Miss Honey, regulation standards and I've heard it HURTS!!!! HA HA!), Helping Karen comb ehr hair (EEEKKK!!! Stay away from me with that thing! Mommy!), showing Elle how to wear makeup properly without using blue eyeshadow (and i know you wear blue eyeshadow Elle!) , Crowning the new Miss Social Babble, breaking up the fight (watch out for flying punches and scratching fingernails), looking for pantylines, flirting with the judges (but not TOO much, you hear me!) and singing the first song, "Life Goes On" Also, you must aid in escorting Karen out when she sings too loud (BTW, how'd you know I'd do that, are you watching me at other pageants?)...Fallsfall, these are important and strenuous duties, doyou choose to accept them? We need you help to make this pageant run adn crown me, KAREN, Miss Social Babble. Please hlep me to run this place....
poster:Karen_kay
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