Posted by All Done on January 16, 2004, at 15:23:18
In reply to Sorry to ruin your delusions, posted by Karen_kay on January 16, 2004, at 14:18:16
> So, do we need to create a new agenda for the beauty pageant as well?
May I?
Opening number - We all sing and dance to Dr. Bob’s homepage theme song “Life Goes On”. Karen sings much too loud and must be moved to the back row to allow the more reserved fallsfall and All Done to be heard.
Swimsuits – Miss Honey, 5’ 9”, 36-D, junk in the trunk. Nuff said.
Evening gowns – Elle, the classy one of the bunch, wins this portion due to her fabulous tan and inner glow after spending many months on vacation at Club Med.
Talent – After moving to the front row of the opening number, All Done uses her new found confidence to sing a lovely ballad, but fallsfall takes over with exciting, patriotic renditions of show tunes Yankee Doodle and You’re A Grand Old Flag.
Interviews - Although I hate to admit it, Karen takes the lead during this portion of the competition. Ladies, our responses pale in comparison to Karen’s and we are all put to shame when, after coming out of the sound proof booth, are asked the question, “how will you use what you learn in therapy to achieve world peace?”
Karen is announced the winner of the pageant and accepts her crown and roses with actual tears streaming down her face. Unfortunately, as she is making her walk down the runway, she has a clumsy moment in the enormous shoes she is wearing and falls flat on her face. She is immediately disqualified for lack of grace and the runner up must fulfill her duties as Ms. Social Babble.
Fight ensues as to who is runner up...
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