Posted by Karen_kay on January 17, 2004, at 14:02:29
In reply to Miss Honeychurch - Bean's Beauty, posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 17, 2004, at 11:49:21
You talk about mass confusion and then try to clarify things with your own take. Girl, maybe you need to get your head examined! Now, we'll keep the 80's style dance moves ala Elle. Yes, that will do nicely! Also, one thing just occurred to me. We seem to now have 4 judges. In the event of a tie (which won't happen, as I will get all 4 votes) maybe we should sequestor Dr Bob to this little sleepover for the final vote. Now ladies, there will be no hitting on him. I believe that may considered uncivil :) (Or maybe not? I'm sure if it was me it wouldn't be uncivil in the least but Miss Honey if it were you I'm sure you'd be banned from this site for the next three decades and we couldn't have that, now could we? :) But, it seems we are running low on therapists at this point....
Oh, and Fallsfall...Go easy on the prunes hun. We know it smells bad enough in there with all the hot air Miss Honey blows out of her pothole, we don't need you stinking up the bathroom as well. Just a casual reminder :)Back to the story and clarifying Miss Honey's horrible errors!!!
Ok, I've seen Bean on several occassions and have had the pleasure of removing his toupee several times. I know for a fact he wears one as my dog kindly removed it from the nightstand in my bedroom during one of our rompings and began to wrestle with it. And I believe it is made of squirrel fur. Maybe he should raise his fees so he could opt for a more expensive and realistic set of hair??
For the talent competition, Karen choses to recite a poem about the importance of ongoing therapy and how it has changed her life. She even manages to fake a few tears :) (HA HA HA Quite a good actress, I must say.) She's wearing a sleazy red dress, and yes say what you will about girls who wear red dresses, it's all true! She casually walks over to each judge and looks into each set of eyes. They shiver knowing that they too want her as a client and dread seeing their own clients on stage and in the office. Yes, you see Karen wins yet another portion of the pageant. As she walks of stage, she does trip and fall (being honest), but each judge jumps up to help her regain her grace and posture reassuring her that she didn't lose any points for simply falling. They each pat her bum and kiss her cheek. All parties in back see the exchange of graces and sulk!
Elle comes out on stage and dances to Eye of the Tiger. She break dances and also does various other 80's moves. The only person who truly joins in her enthusiasm is Beefcake, as he frequents 80's clubs. He tries to join her onstage, but she pushes him offstage and runs screaming, as he accidently touched her bum. She feel humiliated and joins Fallsfall in the corner. She eats too many prunes and ends up bloated all night. So much so that she can't even be sewn into her evening gown. She forfeits the chance to be a part of any future competition and is disqualified. Sorry Elle, you lose!!!!
All Done attempts to sing another classic 80's song "I just Died in Your Arms Tonight" also winning Beefcakes approval, but the rest of the judges boo her offstage. She tries to continue singing but the boos become so loud she can't possibly ignore them any longer. She too runs screaming from the stage and is in the corner eating prunes and stinking up the room. Miss Honey calls room service for air freshener and the pageant continues...Miss Honey wins the swim suit competition but only because she has large breasts, even if they aren't real. (See, I can lose every once in a while. Just not gracefully)
The judges get together and it is a tie. Miss Honey has Beefcake and Bean's vote. Karen has Bubba and Elle's therapist (Pdoc)'s vote. The deciding factor it seems is Dr Bob's vote. And I guess it is up to him to decide. The jury's in and he votes for......Karen!!! Yup! Karen wins again! Sorry Miss Honey, you lose one more time. How many times to we have to replay this scenario before you finally realize that I'm the winner and you're runner up. I'm giving you runner up. Isn't that good enough?
poster:Karen_kay
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URL: http://www.dr-bob.org/babble/social/20040109/msgs/302040.html