Posted by Noa on November 4, 2000, at 10:42:03
In reply to Re: Sloths are cuter... » Racer, posted by B Day on November 4, 2000, at 10:04:16
Don't like chocolate? No bother. Potatoes are our second national food, best eaten on the couch, of course. Further alternatives? Anything instant or eaten straight out of the can. Or on paper plates, of course, because dish washing is severely restricted.
We don't need a pledge with a salute, just swear on your sacred pillow that you will bring honor to the legacy of the lump.
One test of loyalty and patriotism is the telephone ring endurance test: how many rings can you withstand without so much as a flinch of muscle, blink of eye, or peeking out from under your afghan cave?
Another good test? Are the shades up or down? Do you have the obligatory shrine in the bedroom? You know, the mound of dirty laundry?
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