Posted by coral on November 4, 2000, at 5:00:07
In reply to LOL: Humbly asking admittance to the Kingdom, posted by shar on November 4, 2000, at 0:11:20
Dear Mr. Ambassador,
::::drum roll:::: imaginery, of course (who'd have the energy to actually play the drums?
Shar has requested admittance and has brought with her our Pledge of Allegiance! (Something we now won't have to worry about doing!!!)
Pesky Racer has been showing signs of independent thought. But, she DID ignore the voices that told her to save France and did describe the first major identifier of a Lumptonian by so aptly describing the proper couch position. She does have some unusual theories, such as bats not becoming men in long capes with fangs. I mean . . . really! How DOES she explain the sleeping in perfectly designed containers during the sunlight hours???
Emmanuela is one we're going to have to watch, sleepy-eyed, very carefully. She MAY be a spy of the French. In a recently intercepted message, I detected actual french words, beyond the acceptable French Fry. I could tell you what the foreign words meant if I could remember my French classes or could be bothered to look them up in my foreign dictionary but . . . well.... the dictionary is all the way upstairs.
All this work has exhausted me. I will convey your positive words to "my man" when he comes into the room . . . undoubtedly, he'll make an appearance for some televised sporting event, roust me from the couch to find the remote control.
That's all the news I have from the horizontal viewpoint. Can't I appoint someone as Official News Correspondent?
Couch Person Extraordinaire
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