Posted by B Day on November 3, 2000, at 14:56:37
In reply to Re: Significant Lumps! » B Day, posted by Racer on November 3, 2000, at 12:33:49
> Are you the Messiah for our new religion? I would volunteer, but not if it means getting off the sofa.
Nah-h, that job's up for grabs and I ain't the messianic type so you can be the one if you want. That person would have to be the embodiment of all that is Lumptonian (and so naturally would never have to get off the sofa). That person would have to shoulder the responsibility of not being (responsible). I imagine it would be a pretty good gig and just imagine the wealth of prestige and power it would bring one! We certainly could use a messiah to look up to, from wherever we're laying.
Anyway, there's a lot of other stuff that needs to be done if we're going to be a self-determined people. Coral says we need a flag and I suppose we oughta' have some sort of bill of rights and a constitutional draft if anybody(s) feels up to it. Frankly, I'm amazed we got as far as we did on our anthem (The Scar-Mangled Banter).
> My voices told me to save France, but I couldn't be bothered. I feel guilty about it...
>Oh, don't beat yourself up too bad. After all, it was only the French.
> Sorry, a little too ditzy today, peroxide poisoning, even though I'm trying to get back to red from my days as a blonde...
>If you got red hair, flaunt it. I don't know much about emotional disorders, but I know about red hair on women.
> My SO calls it "pupating", since I roll up in a quilt with only my nose and a little of my eyes showing! My ex called me SlugWoman, because I'd move about that fast. I like being able to tell them that I'm suffering Lumpism! Thanks!
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> On the other hand, I kinda like the idea of Pupating. These days things are better for me, in part because I can eat REAL FOOD! (I was so poor before moving in with my SO that I lived on Malt-O-Meal and peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches) Now I tell him that I'm pupating, and when he sees me next I'll be a beautiful butterfly!
>Ahh-h! It seems that you've discovered another wonderful branch on the lumpatonic tree...one with little pupating Lumatonians hangin' on it.
> How's that? Let's switch from Lumping to Pupating, since when we emerge from our crysalis' we'll be lovely butterflies?
I like the idea of pupating also. I'm gonna' try to keep that thought, except I got a feelin when my AD kicks in a couple of weeks from now, I'm going to emerge from my crysalis, leave our beloved motherland Lumptonia and fly north to neighboring Hypomania. Unfortunately, if that happens, I ain't gonna be no butterfly.
B the Pupating Lumptonian
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