Posted by B Day on November 3, 2000, at 16:19:59
In reply to Re: Ambassador B, posted by coral on November 3, 2000, at 15:37:12
> Dear B,
>
> Since you know the terrain of both Lumptonia and Hypomania, I nominate you as our ambassador. Just think, you only have to work half the time. LOL
>
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-hahhh! My dream job considering my only real duties in Hypomania will be to insure that the Bipolar gene pool flourishes.Well, I'm both honored and near speechless (which may be a first) and so on behalf of myself, I suppose I will accept the nomination, as long as it doesn't involve gettin' off the couch, takin' a shower, getting dressed or other similarly impossible feats.
(and I thought I'd never amount to anything)
Of course, I could never bear the burden of this office alone. I will need an Executive Assistant; one to whom the Lumptonian way is as second nature as say...nappin'.
Therefore, as my first official function as Ambassador of Lumptonia I would like to nominate you, Coral to be my Ambassadorial Assistant. I could sing the praises all day long how you and your husband found this land and first discovered Lumpism, but that is story for the ages. So if you are interested in the position and it's ok with your hubby (and won't interfere with your other duties, such as chocolate-eating), I hope you will accept.
> The Lumptonia tree has a few branches; pupating, metamorphosizing, hibernating, statis, budding. Certainly there must be more.
>The mysteries of it all. I've never been more proud. Indeed, ours is a society made of richly woven fabric. (I'm trying to think of stuff to say that sounds ambassadorial)
> My nomination for our national food is chocolate.
>I'd say that's pretty much a hands-down winner there. I second the nomination. Excellent work!
> What are nominations for our national animal? Oppossum? Chamelion? Three-toed sloth? Zebra?
...and our national bird? Albatross? Ostrich? Crow? Bat? We need some input and brainstormin' here. Maybe my Subsyndromal Epilepsy will fire up!?
Ambassador B the Pupating Lumptonian
poster:B Day
thread:1864
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