Posted by B Day on November 4, 2000, at 15:11:36
In reply to Re: Mr. Ambassador, posted by coral on November 4, 2000, at 5:00:07
> Dear Mr. Ambassador,
>
> ::::drum roll:::: imaginery, of course (who'd have the energy to actually play the drums?
>
> Shar has requested admittance and has brought with her our Pledge of Allegiance! (Something we now won't have to worry about doing!!!)
>Yes, by giving us a Pledge of Allegiance, Shar has more than earned her rightful place on this great couch of a nation and as well as the gratitude of its people by mercifully sparing the rest of us from the hell of pledge-writing. We will all benefit from the fruit of her patriotism and eloquent, prolific effort.
> Pesky Racer has been showing signs of independent thought. But, she DID ignore the voices that told her to save France and did describe the first major identifier of a Lumptonian by so aptly describing the proper couch position.
>Yes, I agree with you nervously at first, but your right and so I agree with you again in hopefullness and finally again with admiration for her. I suppose one should expect such things from a messianic candidate.
> She does have some unusual theories, such as bats not becoming men in long capes with fangs. I mean . . . really! How DOES she explain the sleeping in perfectly designed containers during the sunlight hours???
>Perhaps considering such things disturbs her pupational processes?
> Emmanuela is one we're going to have to watch, sleepy-eyed, very carefully. She MAY be a spy of the French. In a recently intercepted message, I detected actual french words, beyond the acceptable French Fry. I could tell you what the foreign words meant if I could remember my French classes or could be bothered to look them up in my foreign dictionary but . . . well.... the dictionary is all the way upstairs.
>With only a couple of mouse clicks (thankfully) I was able to run the strange words through BabelFish at Alta-Vista, but the translation didn't make any sense. Maybe she was signaling to someone with some kind of code?!! It's all very suspicious.
> All this work has exhausted me. I will convey your positive words to "my man" when he comes into the room . . . undoubtedly, he'll make an appearance for some televised sporting event, roust me from the couch to find the remote control.
>
> That's all the news I have from the horizontal viewpoint. Can't I appoint someone as Official News Correspondent?
>Why I think that's a great idea! Maybe you can get your husband to do it. He could certainly provide us with fresh opinion as well. Even though he may not be a fully-fledged Lumptonian yet, I have no doubt that some day he will be if he continues to hang around us! He would be a fine addition to our society.
> Couch Person ExtraordinaireYour Co-Ambassador,
B
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