Posted by Joslynn on December 17, 2003, at 16:08:43
Why do I have this weird desire to find out what my shrink's wife looks like, so I can find out if I am prettier than her? Why is this important? I would not follow up on investigating this, but I just wish I knew what she looked like. I know she is several years older than me, but is she prettier, thinner, is she all buff because she doesn't work and can be at the gym all day when her kids are in school?
This is weird. It's dumb. I am not in competition with her, she is married to him, I am just a client. This is silly and weird.
If I ran into him with his family in the mall or something (which could happen, we live about half an hour away from each other) and his wife and kids were all perfect and beautiful, I would probably run off to the bathroom, throw up and then never see him again. I would make up some excuse that my insurance wouldn't pay anymore or something.
I just think I would die if I saw her and she was all pretty and thin and perfect, with hair that never frizzes and a perfectly toned body.
And if I saw her and decided that I was prettier, I would feel this weird triumph. But I would probably still run into the nearest restroom and throw up.
Am I weird?
poster:Joslynn
thread:291032
URL: http://www.dr-bob.org/babble/psycho/20031213/msgs/291032.html