Posted by Ignatius on April 8, 2002, at 17:34:57
In reply to Re: Why does he hide in his room all the time?, posted by Dr. Bob on March 25, 2002, at 22:50:13
Dr. Bob-
Although I am occupied with an especially succint passage, I will address your post as to why I stay in my room and finding my way to your "Babbling Board" of degenerates.
I'm here because I find myself once more pondering the crises of our time. I do feel that after a few minutes of conversation, I will establish my moral superiority over this group. My mentality, uncontrollable and wanton as always whispers to me a scheme so magnificent and daring that I shrink from the very thought of what I am hearing.
I still listen to the counsel of my god-like mind. It is offering me the opportunity to Save the World Through Degeneracy, if Fortuna spins us kindly.
Fortuna has smiled kindly upon you Doctor Bob, and given you the opportunity to help me save this Clearasil generation. I will offer my services in this mission as it is most important. I believe I have succeeded in laying a patina, as it were, over the turbulence of this babbling board. We must act now, before it is too late!!!
I must inform you that my valve frequently renders me disabled and I require full service in bed by my mother. That is, if she remembers to remove the wine bottle from the oven.
Ho hum, if you are going to stage another one of your hysterical scenes, however, I shall have to return to the living room. As a matter of fact, I think I will. The Yogi Bear program is about to begin.
Ignatius Reilly
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