Posted by Ignatius on April 6, 2002, at 1:02:54
In reply to Ignatius never changes » Dr. Bob, posted by jane d on April 6, 2002, at 0:10:39
I have received via your post the absurd comments regarding my life, the comments revealing, as they did, your total lack of contact with reality.
Are they letting you speak in public now? What in the world does the title of this ludicrous post mean? You have outdone yourself in offending taste and decency. Do I believe this egregious offense against good taste that I am reading? You are without shame entirely.
You sound like a Nazi Commandant and perhaps take to striking me if we were face to face.
Perhaps I am very hungry. Perhaps some vitamin deficiency in my growing body is screaming for appeasement. The incident is sociologically valid. The blame rests upon our society.
You are correct in stating that therapy would be of no use to me. There are many facets to my being. Some cretin psychoanalyst would attempt to comprehend the singularity of my worldview. In frustration, the psychoanalyst would have me crammed into a cell three feet square. Thus choking the creativity and vast knowledge within my being. No thank you.
Oh! My valve!!! Are you satisified now that you have ruined me for the rest of the evening? Oh Fortuna, you degenerate wanton, why do you allow me to suffer so?
I must take to my bed now with a Dr. Nut and something from the kitchen to soothe my valve.
Ignatius Reilly
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