Posted by Simus on August 10, 2004, at 0:34:16
In reply to Re: another funny one » Simus, posted by KaraS on August 9, 2004, at 19:37:42
> > > > > If you liked the Cletus posting, here's another funny one:
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> > > > > In reply to Re: Bluebonnet supplement » Ame Sans Vie, posted by Larry Hoover on August 4, 2003, at 9:40:44
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> > > > > I had a blood titer test come back with high levels of mercury. I found that by eating half a tube of Tom's natural toothpaste every day for six months I was able to lower my concentrations by 18.352 percent. Also I found scuba diving at a depth of 65 feet or deeper seemed to accelerate the process. Especially if I smoked a little catnip before each dive. I think the compression of the water and the increased oxygen exchange at the blood-brain barrier enhanced covalent heavy metal bonding with the platelets concentrating the detoxification. On the days when I did that however I had to consume a whole tube.
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> > > > Wow! Larry did need a vacation! Almost makes me sorry I dropped in on his little getaway. (Sorry I didn't tell you sooner. I knew how jealous you would have gotten that I had Larry (well, yes, and his significant other) all to myself to talk biomedical talk until dawn. (Sunrises in the Alps are sooooo beautiful!) So now you know...
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> > > Why you traitor!!! And I thought you were a friend. I should have known you were up to something like this. Of course I'm jealous. Who could resist the idea of spending a vacation in the Swiss Alps discussing "biomedical talk until dawn" with a couple you've just barged in on? You really do know how to live. I have to give you that.
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> > > Actually, Larry didn't write the posting above. I cut off part of the top of it. It was written by some name I'd never seen here before in response to Ame Sans Vie who answered a posting by Larry. So not to worry, he's not losing it... at least he wasn't before you ruined his vacation in the Swiss Alps!
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> > Hmmm... I thought the reason Larry was turning blue and shaking was because of the cold. Do you think it could have been because he was angry with me???
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> I can see that nothing escapes you - but maybe when he swore at you and threw his drink at you, you might have picked up on it earlier...
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Yes, but in all fairness he first muttered something like, "I wanted it shaken, not stirred!", in his British accent of course, before he flung the martini glass. After all, he is Hoover...Larry Hoover! I just figured he was tempermental so I didn't take it personally.
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