Posted by KaraS on August 9, 2004, at 19:37:42
In reply to Re: another funny one » KaraS, posted by Simus on August 9, 2004, at 14:50:20
> > > > If you liked the Cletus posting, here's another funny one:
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> > > > In reply to Re: Bluebonnet supplement » Ame Sans Vie, posted by Larry Hoover on August 4, 2003, at 9:40:44
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> > > > I had a blood titer test come back with high levels of mercury. I found that by eating half a tube of Tom's natural toothpaste every day for six months I was able to lower my concentrations by 18.352 percent. Also I found scuba diving at a depth of 65 feet or deeper seemed to accelerate the process. Especially if I smoked a little catnip before each dive. I think the compression of the water and the increased oxygen exchange at the blood-brain barrier enhanced covalent heavy metal bonding with the platelets concentrating the detoxification. On the days when I did that however I had to consume a whole tube.
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> > > Wow! Larry did need a vacation! Almost makes me sorry I dropped in on his little getaway. (Sorry I didn't tell you sooner. I knew how jealous you would have gotten that I had Larry (well, yes, and his significant other) all to myself to talk biomedical talk until dawn. (Sunrises in the Alps are sooooo beautiful!) So now you know...
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> > > Simus
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> > Why you traitor!!! And I thought you were a friend. I should have known you were up to something like this. Of course I'm jealous. Who could resist the idea of spending a vacation in the Swiss Alps discussing "biomedical talk until dawn" with a couple you've just barged in on? You really do know how to live. I have to give you that.
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> > Actually, Larry didn't write the posting above. I cut off part of the top of it. It was written by some name I'd never seen here before in response to Ame Sans Vie who answered a posting by Larry. So not to worry, he's not losing it... at least he wasn't before you ruined his vacation in the Swiss Alps!
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> Hmmm... I thought the reason Larry was turning blue and shaking was because of the cold. Do you think it could have been because he was angry with me???
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>I can see that nothing escapes you - but maybe when he swore at you and threw his drink at you, you might have picked up on it earlier...
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