Posted by kid47 on May 24, 2004, at 11:00:52
In reply to Re: miss all done.... » karen_kay, posted by All Done on May 24, 2004, at 2:39:33
you had better be prepared to spend some BIG money on the shoes. As we are all well aware, shoes make the outfit. And I'm not talking about those trashy pumps you two are so fond of...and another thing.....I wouldn't be caught dead in a "mint green" anything although the rhinestones are a classy touch. Wedding party attire just SCREAMS for chiffon and lace....I would, of course, expect nothing less. Maybe something form fitting with a little "peek-a-boo" neckline and black leather accents, but nothing tawdry.
As far as me being the only breadwinner (or chips and cheese in KK's case) I will win as much bread as minimum wage ( that's about $2.60 an hour..right Karen?) can afford. My doggy tanning salon is doing quite well so we could live like royalty for at least 48 hours.
All Done. You are quite correct. Karen Kay has asked everyone from Bill Murray to the Pope for their hand in marriage. She asked me several months ago and I still haven't been able to get her to set a date. She keeps making excuses....something about some weird pact between her and Chevy Chase...and Paul Simon....and some guy named Alfonzo, that prevents her from marrying till the next leap year. So I wouldnt hold my breath on this if I were you.
And Karen's mom? Lovely woman but something about her scares the bjeezus outa me. The first time I meant "mom" she was dressed as a circus clown and kept saying "did I stutter!!??!" She does make a killer (vodka) Martini, however.
As far as children...you are both PERFECT mother material, and with your combined stunning beauty, I have no doubt the children would be absolutely gorgeous. I am concerned however, that the mix of your personalities might produce willfull, demanding, stubborn, prone to excess, moody, too lovely, too sweet, too amazing, mathematically challenegd kids. If we could get my DNA in the mix this might help dilute some of the more undesirable characteristics....plus *assuring* they would be REALLY good looking.
No air conditioning is most definitely a deal breaker for me. I am much too pretty to sweat. End of discussion.
I think including spoc in the preceedings is a must! We desperately need someone with a sense of humor and decorum. She/he? would most definitely fill this void. She/he/it is however, a bit flighty and aloof....which makes her/him even more fascinating.
I'm thinking a June wedding would be most apropriate. June brides are always the lovliest. Maybe around the 14th or so?...and the music. I think a "Fat Elvis" singing a mix of Broadway show tunes punctuated with some Marylin Manson favs would be perfect!! And finally, CONGRATULATIONS!!! I'm sure the two/three/four of you /us/them, will be eternally happy!!! Now explain just once more, how it is I fit in to all of this?kid
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