Posted by karen_kay on April 23, 2004, at 16:18:52
In reply to KK you take the cake!, posted by rainyday on April 23, 2004, at 15:03:49
10. i love exclamation points. while my computer doesn't have question marks, that means that i don't ask many questions. i'm not confrontational. i don't like to start trouble. i love to make comment like "really!!!" or "oh yes, i understand!!" or "wowsa!!!!" i'm very excited about life and i love learning things. i'm very energetic and it comes through in my posts. others can feel my energy pouring through simply by reading my thoughts typed out on a computer screen.
9. i want to run away to france. that would be my escape plan. i don't speak the language and i adore the food. i am fascinateed by the culture, which shows my appreciation of fine art. i also simply adore the food, which shows i have class. i'm an all-around classy and interested woman (oh no! i'm assuming here!)... i am simply fascinated with culture and art of all classifications. perhaps jyl could teach me a thing or two?
8. i am always looking for a conspiracy. right now, i believe microsoft is involved in a widespread conspiracy to stop the action of asking questions on pc's. kid and i determine this finding together. we are continuing this study and investigation and will report our findings at a further date. thank you for your interest.
7. i cry. and though i don't always believe it, i look absolutely beautiful when i cry. other people think i look absolutely beautiful when i cry. all women do. my nose becomes red, andmy cheeks flush, and my lips become a bit swollen. when i cry, people want to help me, as they see i am in pain. and i look stunning. absolutely stunning. people come to my rescue when i cry. and i look beautiful.
6. i have an interest in art. recently i attended an art show. though i did suffer from a panic attack, i was able to overcome this attack and continue to enjoy the brilliant art at this show. i'm able to relax myself, which is a wonderful ability to have. alot of people do not have this truly unique and wonderful power. i'm able to control myself. and i'm able to enjoy the finer points in life.
5. sometimes i find that i astound myself. as described above, i had a panic attack and was able to calm myself by watching water. it's truly a gift to be able to look at yourself at actually be astounded at your own abilities. i was. i'm proud. i should be. i should find many, many, MANY more reasons to be astounded with myself.
4. like water, i'm always changing. when i watched the water, i noticed that it is always flowing and always changing. i too am always changing. that's what's great about life. we have the ability to change. i'm beautiful. and i'm astounding. and i'm wonderful. and though i may be having a crummy day right now, like water that is always changing, i can turn this day around and change it too...
3. i have a crummy job. but, at times it is fun. i can flirt with the UPS man. and i can take breaks. there are certain things that i can get away with. there are some small parts of the day that i can look forward to that can keep me going. and the people i talk to on the phone, they can help keep me going as well. i can think aobut my evening while filing papers. and i can think about my cat at home while doing menial tasks. and i can think about prince charming while my boss is spouting off. that keeps a smile on my face the whole time. or,perhaps i can think of him in his underpants? that may work even better. yeah, my job is crummy, but there are small parts of the day that keep me going. and boy oh boy, that UPS man sure is cute. oh, and the engineers...
2. i am beautiful. and i mean dead sexy. i not only have the looks to back it up, but i have the brains and the personality all in one. dear lord, i can't keep the men off of me. they come by the dozens with jewels and gifts and i just have to say, "listen up! now, i know you want to suit me, but there are rules you must follow....
1. you, must not have body hair of any type. i do not like body hair.
2. your mother must not weigh less than i do. and your sisters can not be prettier than i am, though they must still be pretty.
3. your former girlfriends must be interviewed by me.
4. you must have one previous engagement, but still be on very good terms with her.
5. you must own your own home and boat.
6. you must use product in your hair. and have your eyebrows professionally done.
7. you must read trade journals and no comic books.
8. you must own stock.
9. i must see all of your financial records before our second date.
10. you must drink GIN martini.
any questions?"
and the suiters stay.. they are all perfect for me. and i date them aplenty.. and recieve many, many, MANY gifts.. and all is right in the world (and of course we donate to charities often, but first check them out to make sure they are legitimate)
1. i have a kind heart and soul. even if i can't always come up with 10 good things to say abot myself, others always can. it's hard to see the good things about ourselves, but others are usually pretty good at picking up on our good points. i'm supportive, i care, i'm loving, i'm thoughtful, i'm beautiful, i'm trying and it's working!!!!! i'm wonderful and things are coming together. even if i'm having a bad day, it's ok to ask others to help. and i know that i can turn a bad day into a great one. and i also know that tomorrow will be better... i'm wonderful. i'm beautiful. and gosh darn it, people like me!!!
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