Posted by Karen_kay on March 25, 2004, at 15:21:53
In reply to Well look who's here » kid47, posted by All Done on March 25, 2004, at 2:07:40
Looks like Karen must *once again* play police officer and remedy this situation before it gets out of hand, eh?
First of all, I must laugh at you. You actually think that you could compare to me? HA! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! (Please, allow me to continue laughing for a moment) Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. (I think it may be out of my system for a while.)
So, perhaps you type better than I, BUT your charm pales in comparison. Maybe if we combine the two of us, we'd have the perfect woman. No, that's still wrong. Maybe if you were my secretary! Yes, that's more like it.
Now, allow me to address a few of your comments..
You said: I was getting worried that you didn't like me.
*For once in your life, you may be right! NEXT!
You said: you seem to like her.
*Ok, you were right again NEXT
You said: I mean, do you seriously want Karen chasing you around with her schoolgirl crush?
*I chase no one, thank you. Actually, I prefer to think that kid's chasing me around. Hey, kid, just who's chasing who? Settle this one, once and for all... And besides, do I detect a hint of jealousy here? Yes, I'm quite certain that's what I smell in the air...
You said: Don't you think you could use someone with a little more maturity?
*Ha! I won't even respond to this one. Moving on.
You said: And breasts? Have you heard about Karen's? Nothing to be proud of, that's for sure.
* Now, let's talk for a moment about my ample breasts. Sure, they aren't wonderful, but they get the job done. I'm just waiting for some kind man to buy me a pair so that I'm finally have a pair of breasts of my own. We all have faults, but at least mine are only my breasts. Yours, on the other hand, seems to be: personality, chunky thighs, flat feet, a full beard, that roaming eye, and of course who could ever forget those saddle bags. Now, my breasts may not be large, but I shall one day have breasts! Oh yes! That day will come my friend! And when it does, I'll send you many, many pictures, just so that you can cry because you will realize that you too have small breasts! So, don't make fun of my breasts until you are able to realize your own short-comings as well.You said: I've heard Miss Honey has a bum that would make any man shake in his boots
*You forgot to mention that she shakes it when she walks up the stairs in front of Bean! You left the best part of the story out. Of course, I'd expect that from you!
You said: Karen is an absolute klutz
*He knows this by now. Most men admire women who are able to admit their faults. Also, I've never heard a guy complain about girls who walk into walls, have you? And I've never heard a man complain to me about the amount of time I spend on my back. I'm more apt to fall wearing no shoes than I am in heels.
You said: She's single handedly kept Jovan Musk stocked on the shelves of every Walgreens in the nation.
*I don't even know what to say. When you smell as sweet as I do, you can get away with wearing cheap cologne. I don't have to drench myself in expensive perfume to cover the foul smell of jealousy that exudes from my body, like one woman I know. Does that ring a bell All Done?
You said (and I can't believe you even said this one): Hopefully, jay likes lots of perfume. Did you see her over there flirting with him? Did you see that? What are you gonna do about it?
*When I flirt, people know it. I practically hit someone over the head with a stick. I don't tip-toe around anything. So, don't be so quick to assume anything, because when you assume, you make an a$$ out of you and me. (I had a teacher that used to say that) By the way, Jay, do you like perfume? I wear a rather classic fragrance. I'll tell you if you're interested.
You said: Well, that's enough for now
*I'd say that was more than plenty
You said: What would we do without your charming, witty self to keep us going?
* Something else we agree on
You said: And I must admit I need some help from time to time keeping Karen in line.
*As if you could ever hope to keep me in line! The nerve! I suppose you help keep me posting. And you help keep me angry, but keep me in line? Never!
I must say, All Done, you've really gone overboard with this one! Keep trying! You're almost at C+ material now!
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