Posted by All Done on March 23, 2004, at 17:00:05
In reply to Re: Pardon me, but....Mr Psychobabble USA again! » Karen_kay, posted by kid47 on March 23, 2004, at 11:06:25
>>Well, actually I've already done the playing guitar naked gig with fairly disastrous results. I broke a G string
Oh lord. You broke a g-string? That must have stung. How are you going to participate in the swimsuit competition? I was really looking forward to seeing you in your red Speedo, mister. Now, I’m going to have to leave that up to my imagination and you know what that means. No extra points for Blues :(.
Only because I like you so much will I let you in on a secret. At least two of the Mr. Psychobabble judges take bribes. Now, I can’t tell you which two, you’ll have to figure that out for yourself, but I’ll give you a hint. They are by far the two most intelligent and prettiest Babblers and just love older men with access to expensive diamonds and cheap wine.
>>I no longer sport a comb-over thank you. I recently had a hair transplant. It went quite well. I had the remainder of the hair on my head transplanted to my back, ears, eyebrows, and two really cute little tufts in each nostril. It's quite attractive.
AAAAHHHHH! This will never do! You really have some training to do to get in shape for this pageant if you want any chance at winning. Again, I will let you in on a secret. One judge in particular has a terrible aversion to body hair. I suggest you head immediately to the nearest spa for some hot wax treatments. As a matter of fact, it might be best if you just do it at home before anyone sees this atrocity. Do you have any candles at your disposal?
Still, Blues, I do have faith that you can come through all this shining like the star you truly are. You have serious potential. Just keep your eyes straight ahead, do as Karen and I tell you, and you’ll be fine.
The second toughest judge,
All Done
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