Posted by kazoo on July 14, 2001, at 9:34:32
In reply to Stumped, posted by Rach on July 14, 2001, at 5:32:54
> So what in hell is my BIG problem???
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
:STEPS TO SELF-REALIZATION VIA THE KAZOOIAN METHOD (experience necessary):
Here's what you do: stand in front of a full-length mirror, totally naked, and ask your "self" that question.
Have a good talk with your "self," by your "self."Ask questions: easy questions, hard questions, silly questions, serious questions.
Answer them all.
Rant.
Rave.
Be hard on your "self."
Be soft.
Make faces.
Praise your "self."
Tell jokes.
Ask your "self" why you feel the way you do.
Have your "self" find solutions.
If your "self" has no solutions, then you find one and suggest it.
Have a debate.
Get into it.The point of this? Look at yourself and listen to what you have to say.
There's something about the human voice that makes things clearer in your own head, even if it's your *own* voice.
Verbalize via visualization about what's going on in that noggin of yours.Be your own therapist.
You're smarter than you think.
Should I open a "school"?
(Herr Sigmund) Kazoo
poster:kazoo
thread:7418
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