Posted by laural on October 22, 2000, at 3:10:46
In reply to Re: 100 Reasons to live, posted by pullmarine on October 22, 2000, at 0:15:59
1. because i like the wway youre doing when yoiur doing when your doing whaat your doing
2. pj harvey pj harvey pj harvey
3. so that if you find yourself in space in the near future you can hum "major tom" under your breath and make everyone uncomfortable
4. because you need to figure out what 637 * 58 is
5. so you can live to see genetically engineered plants make us their slaves
6. so that you can overcome your irrational panick at seeing spiders--ew!
7. so that you can dance on the grave of everyone who ever looked at you cross-eyed
8. so that you can learn to juggle knives and kittens while riding a unicycle blindfolded after drinking drano in the desert surrounded by scorpions
9. chorizo
10. so that you can interrupt *deep* conversations about tabula rosa with "but what *is* tabula rosa--I mean *really*?"
11. so that you can dress up like the sex kitten you are and then give a "youre such a loser" look at the guy who comes up and starts grinding on you at the dance club
12. so you can spray paint a big orange X on all the cars in the strip club parking lot and watch the divorce rate go up after the 10:00 news
13. so that you can live to become a heroin addict and die of an overdose--i know thats not funny, but it was my goal at one point and i really do have to laugh
14.so that you can finally make that sculpure out of all the cigarrette butts youve been collecting out on the back porch
15. youve got to find out if those bruises you wake up with on your arms in the morning are the result of alien abduction
17. because you have to find out if the baby is really dereks--man those soaps go on forever!
18. because the afterlife might really suck--like washington DC (i've never been there : ) )
19. because those beets won't pickle themselves
20. because scrubbing potatos might be really fun, c'mon
21. because you might come back as yourself
22. so that you can find out what happened to #16
23. oh, i give up, i'm starting to sound like those forward emails--just one thing though--
PJ HARVEY--havn't heard all of her new album but have all her others and can testify
poster:laural
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