Posted by lemonaide on October 8, 2008, at 11:01:16
"Let me show you my magic card trick."
"You need to find a boy toy."
"Have an affair with somebody already married."
"Try mushrooms instead of LSD"
"My wife doesn't do that in bed."
"I'm a better father than a husband."
"Stupid religious people annoy me."
"I smoked a lot of things in college."
"Wanna see me juggle?"
"I smoked pot for a government study."
"I used to be a streaker."
"I hate those digital prostate exams."
"Wanna see my surgury leg scars."
"Look at my certificates on the wall."
"I like that buzzed feeling from drinking."
"I don't know why when I see a trumpet player,
I always think of you."
"Thanks for telling me to plant a trumpet vine, it
reminds me of you when I water it."
"I make a mean pot of chili."
"Wanna see my childhood photo's"
"You were talking to my best friend."
"My horniest is not as bad as it used to be."
"I'm tired of eating at Tippecanoe on New Years."
"When we got horny in college, we just did it, we didn't do oral sex."
" I left my girlfriend like a coward by writing letter."
"Wanna see my picture of my old grade school crush?"
"Look at this picture, where I used to play basketball."
"It sucks I can't have a social relationship with you, I don't feel
that way about most of my clients either."
"You are cute."
"I missed you at the gym today."
"Some girls are dumber than a box of rocks."
"I am taking off work for my colonospsy."
"My sister had a big bag of pot on the table at home,
when the cops came to my house."
"In high school I always wondered why the girls wouldn't pick me."
"I learned how to play , Body and Soul on the piano."
"After my bad trip at the lake, I stopped using LSD."
"If I am dying, I want to have some LSD again."
poster:lemonaide
thread:856394
URL: http://www.dr-bob.org/babble/psycho/20081005/msgs/856394.html