Posted by world citizen on February 16, 2005, at 23:20:43
In reply to Re: Selegiline » world citizen, posted by Elroy on February 16, 2005, at 17:33:23
this is SOOOOOO cute! I just couldn't keep it to myself. It's from an internet thingy called Life-Support. (I think #7 is especially amusing!)
World Citizen
>SYMPTOMS OF INNER PEACE
>
>How would you rate your level of "Inner Peace"? Enough to stay
>calm in a den of lions? Enough to get through a good day? Enough
>for the next five minutes, so long as everybody leaves you alone?
>
>You may need a good case of inner peace, a disease that could
>leave you stress-free and contented for years to come. A
>chiropractor named Jeff Rockwell composed a list he calls
>"Symptoms of Inner Peace." You may have already caught this
>disease! See how many of these symptoms you exhibit:
>
>1. A tendency to think and act spontaneously rather than from
>fears based on past experiences.
>
>2. An unmistakable ability to enjoy each moment.
>
>3. A loss of interest in judging self.
>
>4. A loss of interest in judging others.
>
>5. A loss of interest in conflict.
>
>6. A loss of interest in interpreting the actions of others.
>
>7. A loss of ability to worry (this is a serious symptom).
>
>8. Frequent, overwhelming episodes of appreciation.
>
>9. Contented feelings of connectedness with others and nature.
>
>10. Frequent attacks of smiling through the eyes of the heart.
>
>11. Increasing susceptibility to love extended by others as well
>as the uncontrollable urge to extend it.
>
>12. An increasing tendency to let things happen.
>
>Inner peace is a communicable disease that could possibly infect
>your home or workplace. You may already be showing signs of it
>and quite possibly be passing it along to others! Rockwell warns:
>"If you have all or even most of the above symptoms, please be
>advised that your condition of PEACE may be so far advanced as to
>not be treatable."
>
>Have you caught it?
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