Posted by zonked on June 19, 2010, at 12:26:15
In reply to Re: MARPLAN anyone????, posted by jaclinhyde on July 28, 2008, at 0:33:01
This is enormously LOL...
-z
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> LOL! Ok let's see if I can make some sense out of it:
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> Selegilocks was walking through the woods one day when she came to a house. Inside were three beds that looked soooo comfortable because she was so tired from all those trials she was being put through back home at the lab. Above the first bed was a sign that read "NARDIL." She couldn't resist trying it out for herself. As she lay there she became very very hungry and even more sleepy than before so she quickly got up and made a made dash to the kitchen to find something to eat. But all she could find was a big block of cheddar cheese and chianti wine. The labels on both items said 'HYPERTENSIVE CRISIS' so she decided to just deal with the hunger and leave the goodies alone. Back in the bedroom she found another bed and above that one the sign read "PARNATE." 'What odd names these drugs have' she thought to herself as she eased herself down onto the mattress. Suddenly she felt as if a bolt of lightning had gone off in her head! She started giggling and had a sudden urge to fold the towels and dust the place even though it was about 3:00 in the morning. 'At least I am not hungry anymore' she said with a grin as she finished the last coat of paint on the bedroom wall. "Hmmm..there is one more bed!" she whispered, walking toward the last bed in the room. Above it the sign said "MARPLAN." She eased herself down between the sheets and cuddled up in the blankets. "Oh this is just right!" she sighed as she began to drift off to sleep. Suddenly she was awakened by a noise! She opened her eyes and saw three bears in front of her. "Oh please forgive me, I was so tired and when I found your house I just couldn't resist lying down!" The bears just stood there. Nardil yawned, Parnate fidgeted and Marplan finally spoke. "Hey, no problem darlin' make yourself at home...you are one of us now!" Selegilocks was so happy that she passed around a whole bunch of these special patches she had brought with her on her journey and gave them to the bears as gifts.
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> And they all lived happily ever after. The End.
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> Tune in next week boys and girls for the story of how Prozac infiltrated Mr. Roger's Neighborhood, hitching a ride on the trolley and ending up in the land of make believe. A beautiful day in the neighborhood it was not!
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