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Posted by AdaGrace on November 26, 2004, at 18:49:55
Now who is going to inspire me to put up my Christmas tree and lay under it naked????????
Posted by alexandra_k on November 27, 2004, at 0:34:02
In reply to Saddened by Susan's Block, posted by AdaGrace on November 26, 2004, at 18:49:55
> Now who is going to inspire me to put up my Christmas tree and lay under it naked????????
Now that is something probably best not done with the real thing (pine needles 'n all).
Miss you Susan.
You and your a*s
:-)
Posted by AdaGrace on November 27, 2004, at 7:39:16
In reply to Saddened by Susan's Block, posted by AdaGrace on November 26, 2004, at 18:49:55
Susan my dear rest assured,
I am thinking of you and a cureI don't know how to rhyme
but I certainly will try
because now it the time
for you to read on the slyThings to do in Babbleland when you are dead (metaphorically of course)
#1. Read everyone's posts, chuckle and then write down on a piece of paper your response. Be sure to fill it with lots of cuss words because on your own paper you can do what ever you want to Missy.
#2. Make lots of brownies, and find a way to send one (or a dozen) to AdaGrace
#3. Sit by the Christmas tree and watch the lights and be so very thankful you already have your tree up, unlike AdaGrace who has yet to get the changlings to clean up the area so as to get the dern tree in the room.
#4. Go to the supermarket, fill up your cart with lots of frozen turkeys and when you get to the checkout, say, "Whew, I didn't think I was going to be able to get these Turkeys at the last minute before Thanksgiving" When the checkout clerk informs you that Thanksgiving is over, have a mad fit about nobody telling you and storm out of the store not putting the turkeys back.
#5. Sit in the park and make up stories about the people you watch. Be sure to either bring a friend to do this with or write them down and share with us later.
#6. Write a list of appropriate replacements for all the bad words not allowed on here. Perhaps get a thesaurus and see how many you can come up with. Are foreign cuss words allowed? I'm not sure, I'll have to check.
#6.4 I used "puta" earlier in a post, hope that wasn't offensive to someone. Sorry if it was.
#7. Confess your sins, or not. For all you Catholics out there, that is what I used to try to do every Sat. night when I would go to church, go to confession, and then party my tooshy off.
#8. Read a good trashy romance novel and then take a nice loooooooonng hot bath.
#9. Watch a good movie, rent one or buy it, so you can watch it over and over and over again and then memorize the good parts. That one I was talking about a few weeks ago with Meg Ryan, that was a good one. Had a great sex scene in it. Now golly gee......what was the name of it Wally?
#10. Buy a new CD of your favorite artist and play it over and over while taking that hot bath and memorize the words so you can sing it next time you descide to go out and kereoke. Or not.
Geeeeeeeeeeze Susan, this is no fun if you can't respond. How bout this. E-mail me. Wait, no, you can't babblemail. How bout this, I will give you an old e-mail addy I never use, and you can write to me there and I'll tell you the good one that I do use, how bout that? adagrace64@netscape.net (now if I could only remember the password)
Ada, missing you, Grace
Posted by Toph on November 27, 2004, at 8:29:02
In reply to Re: Things to do while you are blocked, posted by AdaGrace on November 27, 2004, at 7:39:16
LOL, AG. I just hope Susan gets off her
A nterior
S upple
S eat
and does fun things so as to diminish the punishment she so did not deserve, IMHO.
Posted by AdaGrace on November 27, 2004, at 10:24:17
In reply to Re: Things to do while you are blocked, posted by Toph on November 27, 2004, at 8:29:02
<<<I just hope Susan gets off her>>>
Wow, glad I read the rest of the post, sorta had an image going there.
Susan
Christmas Tree
Laying under itAda, wanting her tree UP, Grace
OMG, Did I type that out loud?????
Posted by AdaGrace on November 27, 2004, at 10:43:35
In reply to Re: Saddened by Susan's Block » AdaGrace, posted by alexandra_k on November 27, 2004, at 0:34:02
no needles, and they are straight and tall,
and laying under them with the ornaments dangling........Ada, Needing the tree UP, Grace
Posted by Toph on November 27, 2004, at 11:51:33
In reply to Re: I like em fake » alexandra_k, posted by AdaGrace on November 27, 2004, at 10:43:35
> no needles, and they are straight and tall,
> and laying under them with the ornaments dangling........
>
> Ada, Needing the tree UP, GraceThat sounds nice Ada,go put your damn tree up,Grace.
Posted by AdaGrace on November 27, 2004, at 12:41:20
In reply to Re: I just like em, posted by Toph on November 27, 2004, at 11:51:33
trying to clean first........
changlings have left me to do it myself
Posted by Toph on November 27, 2004, at 14:41:23
In reply to Re: I just like em » Toph, posted by AdaGrace on November 27, 2004, at 12:41:20
The Boss is flying back from NY tonight and she is going to kick my Susan47 when she sees what a mess the house is in.
Posted by AdaGrace on November 27, 2004, at 15:09:30
In reply to Re: I just like em » AdaGrace, posted by Toph on November 27, 2004, at 14:41:23
Posted by Fallen4MyT on November 27, 2004, at 21:09:25
In reply to Re: Things to do while you are blocked, posted by AdaGrace on November 27, 2004, at 7:39:16
Add throw darts at people's pictures who annoy you.....some are on the web
Posted by Jonathan on November 28, 2004, at 15:27:46
In reply to Re: Things to do while you are blocked, posted by Toph on November 27, 2004, at 8:29:02
A surprising number of people claim that they do!
> LOL, AG. I just hope Susan gets off her
> A nterior
> S upple
> S eat
> and does fun things so as to diminish the punishment she so did not deserve, IMHO.
Posted by Shortelise on November 29, 2004, at 0:58:54
In reply to Anterior? Do you lie prone in the dentist's chair? » Toph, posted by Jonathan on November 28, 2004, at 15:27:46
Jonathan, you ruined it! Pedantry wrecks another funny line! :-)
Is calling you a pedant "name calling"? Ah, well, it takes one to know one.
ShortE
PS There are times when prone might be better than supine in a dentists chair.
Posted by Dr. Bob on November 29, 2004, at 1:25:49
In reply to Re: Things to do while you are blocked, posted by Toph on November 27, 2004, at 8:29:02
> I just hope Susan gets off her...
Please don't use language that could offend others (even if you're quoting someone else).
If you or others have questions about this or about posting policies in general, or are interested in alternative ways of expressing yourself, please see the FAQ:
http://www.dr-bob.org/babble/faq.html#civil
Follow-ups regarding these issues should be redirected to Psycho-Babble Administration. They, as well as replies to the above post, should of course themselves be civil.
Thanks,
Bob
Posted by Toph on November 29, 2004, at 10:28:28
In reply to Anterior? Do you lie prone in the dentist's chair? » Toph, posted by Jonathan on November 28, 2004, at 15:27:46
Doh, obviously, Jon, I don't know my posterior from a hole in the wall!
-Toph
Posted by Jonathan on November 30, 2004, at 0:13:40
In reply to Re: Anterior? Do you lie prone in the dentist's chair? » Jonathan, posted by Toph on November 29, 2004, at 10:28:28
... and win - that's much more important. Thanks to you, Susan may be back in a couple of days.
> Doh, obviously, Jon, I don't know my posterior from a hole in the wall!
> -Toph
Posted by Jonathan on November 30, 2004, at 0:20:55
In reply to Re: please be civil » Toph, posted by Dr. Bob on November 29, 2004, at 1:25:49
> Please don't use language that could offend others (even if you're quoting someone else).
Since Toph didn't quote anyone else but I quoted
him, it looks as if that PBC was meant for me, too.
Acrostics are as offensive as horizontal expletives to
guys whom they offend. I'll be more careful next time.P
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Posted by Jonathan on November 30, 2004, at 1:01:05
In reply to Pedant!! » Jonathan, posted by Shortelise on November 29, 2004, at 0:58:54
Caution: please don't click on the links in this post if you are offended by unbowdlerized references to long-eared perissodactyl ungulates.
> Jonathan, you ruined it! Pedantry wrecks another funny line! :-)
I'm sorry. If it's any consolation, it cost me my first PBC in nearly five years; I'm now on the short, slippery slope to a 52-week block.
> Is calling you a pedant "name calling"? Ah, well, it takes one to know one.
According to a fascinating paper in last week's "Pedants' Journal" (which should, of course, be called the "Pedant's Hebdomadal", because I'm its only reader and contributor and it doesn't come out every day, or perhaps it should be "Pedant's Hebdomadal Gazette" because "hebdomadal", unlike "journal", is an adjective), calling me a pedant or even a http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=%73%6D%61%72%74%61%73%73 is a compliment. Thank you, Shortelise; I'm flattered, and pleased to meet a fellow pedant.
> PS There are times when prone might be better than supine in a dentists chair.
:) If you have a nice http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=%61%73%73 to show to your dentist, this just might distract him from causing you pain. It wouldn't work for me, though, even if I had a cute http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=%61%73%73 : my dentist insists that all pets must be left in the waiting room.
Jonathan.
Posted by Toph on November 30, 2004, at 9:36:06
In reply to But you know how to campaign against injustice ... » Toph, posted by Jonathan on November 30, 2004, at 0:13:40
Did I say "hole in the wall?!!" Obviously, Jon, I don't know the difference between a hole in the ground and a hole in the head!
Posted by sunny10 on November 30, 2004, at 10:33:56
In reply to Re: But you know how to campaign against injustice ..., posted by Toph on November 30, 2004, at 9:36:06
Posted by Toph on November 30, 2004, at 10:38:16
In reply to But you know how to campaign against injustice ... » Toph, posted by Jonathan on November 30, 2004, at 0:13:40
I'd like to think you or others here would do the same thing for me if you believed I were unfairly treated here.
Posted by Toph on November 30, 2004, at 10:44:12
In reply to Re: how 'bout a hole in one, Toph? (nm), posted by sunny10 on November 30, 2004, at 10:33:56
I've really been acting like I've had my head up one of my holes lately. Time for a break.
Posted by sunny10 on November 30, 2004, at 11:16:23
In reply to Holy Moley, posted by Toph on November 30, 2004, at 10:44:12
you're doin' fine...
Posted by Shortelise on November 30, 2004, at 13:00:56
In reply to Re: Pedant!! » Shortelise, posted by Jonathan on November 30, 2004, at 1:01:05
I am laughing and laughing and laughing. Thanks Jonathan.
ShortE
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