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Posted by All Done on March 26, 2004, at 14:29:35
Okay, Miss Thing. You’ve been talkin’ trash about me all over this board and frankly, it’s got me a little peeved. Slipping comments in every thread like I won’t notice or respond (Nice MO, by the way. I’m impressed.), but HA! Look what you get in return. A thread specifically dedicated to you and your nonsense. You’re probably saying, "I don’t understand, All Done. That seems like a very nice, thoughtful thing to do for the beautiful Karen". Yeah, keep reading chickee poo...
First of all, the jokes you posted. Simply put, they were not funny. Here’s funny:
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dinah
Dinah who?
Dinah figure out why Karen is so hung up on dumba$$ knock knock jokes(Sorry, Dinah :).)
Secondly, all this blatant flirting with kid has got to stop. Well, from you anyway. Jai and I can handle it from here, thanks. I’m sure he much rather prefers the alluring attention of delightfully experienced and charming women as opposed to the dalliances of a seemingly pre-pubescent, silly girl like yourself. Anyway, in your pathetic yet feverish attempts to get kid’s attention directed toward you, you’re exposing yourself for the shameless hussy you truly are and that is not an attractive quality, my dear. Breasts or no breasts, sleaze does not look good on you. Well, maybe with the right pair of fishnet thigh highs...
Thirdly (Is that a word? I’ll stop with the counting in a minute.), I would like to suggest that you get your paws off of Jay. He likes pickles (that’s me) and Meg Ryan. This makes me think that he, too, enjoys women of a more mature age and since, if as you suggest, I’m 123 years old, I am guessing I would be much more suited to him than you. In any event, I am saddened that he is not eligible to participate in Mr. Psychobabble USA as he is a non-resident. Do we make exceptions?
Before I forget, what on earth are you and kid doing in the laundry room? I would only take him to a respectable place. You know, like Jai did. The kitchen. Or I might suggest the shower, but perhaps that’s would be too close for comfort with the toilet right there and everything. What’s up with that silly boy and toilets, anyway?
Oh, and one last thing - just so you know, I do believe I’ve just risked my PBC virginity for the likes of you, but you will never hurt my feelings. So, bring it on, baby!
The one and only thing you’ve taught me that makes any sense at all
Guten tag,
All Done(There. Now that’s A+ material.)
Posted by Karen_kay on March 26, 2004, at 17:58:53
In reply to Yoohoooo! Karen!, posted by All Done on March 26, 2004, at 14:29:35
Posted by All Done on March 26, 2004, at 18:36:10
In reply to Brewing and thinking of something to top this! (nm) » All Done, posted by Karen_kay on March 26, 2004, at 17:58:53
Posted by Karen_kay on March 26, 2004, at 19:52:56
In reply to Yoohoooo! Karen!, posted by All Done on March 26, 2004, at 14:29:35
Ok, so I stay beautiful but you get the drift...
As for your last post, I must say I was impressed. You must have stayed up way too late shaving your husband's back. Lack of sleep makes for one mean All Done. Add on a very rough therapy session where you go into great detail about the shark that swam up the toilet and bit you in the rear and *BAM* up comes a brutal assault on poor, sweet Karen.
Now, about those knock knock jokes. I wrote those to amuse my dear friend kid. And amuse is hardely the word to describe the emotions that seemed to flood his body. He laughed, he cried, he had to take a restroom break. My work there is done. I don't believe you've ever caused quite a reaction in him before, now have you? Didn't think so.... Moving on. (And don't try to bring Dinah into this mess. Only willing parties may participate. And I'm certain Dinah likes me more anyway. She's told me so several times. She'd pick me first in a game of dodgeball. You'd be picked last. And you can bet I'd be willing to be disqualified just to throw that ball at your noggin! Back to the original point though, Dinah likes me better! So does Beefcake and your husband. They both told me so last night over a martini, GIN that is.)
As for kid..... I'm his muse, his inspiration (did you happen to miss that one??? I can redirect you if your 123 year old eyes can't seem to find the thread), and his distraction from his mean wife for the moment. Now, do you really want to take away what little happiness this poor, sweet man has in his life right now? Really? You aren't hurting my feelings by your libel nearly as much as you're hurting kid. Is this your intention? To take away what little happiness he has right now? (and about the laundry room, I'll take kid anywhere I can get him)
About being a shameless hussy... Did I EVER EVER EVER say I wasn't? I can't argue that one. In fact, I'll be the first to agree with you on that point...
About the No breast Thing... That's right, kick a girl while she's down. You just had to say it. You couldn't just leave me on the ground, but you had to kick me in the ribs while I'm gasping for air. That's ok. I'm fine. Really. I am. SADDLEBAGS!!!! No... You deserve more than that! Kid gave me his credit card number and I am currently looking for a plastic surgeon in the area to perform the surgery. One day (just you wait and see!!!!) I WILL HAVE BREASTS!!!! And I'll come to your house, by invitation of course, and I'll take off my shirt and flaunt them. And you'll be SO jealous you'll cry for days, no weeks, no YEARS!!!!!!! You'll never fully recover and if you think the shark incident is bad, just wait until Beefcake hears about this. Your therapy bill will SKYROCKET! One day, I will be a woman! Hear me roar! Enough about breasts... Moving on. (Wowsa, speaking of breasts, I just looked down and saw cleavage! Ah ha! I told you they are getting bigger! I'm wearing this shirt every day until I die.)
About Jay.....Jay seems just a bit too intelligent and romantic to even speak to a woman of your likings. I think perhaps he would find a woman of my humor and wit more to fit his desires. He's Canadian and a bass player. Now, that suits me just fine. Just because you like pickles doesn't mean a thing. I think about 75% of the human race likes pickles. Hmmmm... You think you have it in the bag? I smell competition, and I just love competition. (***Sidenote to Jay, and I'm honestly being sincere!!!Ah, Jay I'm sorry if you are reading this dear. We're only kidding. You really are a sweet man and every girl truly loves a romantic. Just be very careful that you don't allow women to take advantage of that. I think the biggest problem with being a romantic at heart is that sometimes women tend to take advantage of that. There has to be a happy medium. Does that make sense. Please, let's continue this discussion on the thread about "Sexy Women and Spring Fever" Seems All Done and I are beginning to fight over you and you should honestly be flattered :)
*Oh, and about Jay entering Mr PsychoBabble Usa, I'm sure if he's interested he could join. Canada is a wonderful country. Perhaps a national competition? He could read love poems and shower us with gifts? Wow~! We jsut aren't used to that!
And about that virginity. HA ha ha ha ha! I can't imagine you being a virgin anything! I'm sure Bob knows how very fond of eachother we truly are and would never EVER EVER EVER punish you for making me laugh so hard that my belly hurts. I can only think of one other poster who makes me laugh this hard. Ok, 2. That would be myself and kid..... I'm so arrogant it hurts...
Bring it on..
Posted by Karen_kay on March 26, 2004, at 20:11:18
In reply to Now Karen gets ugly... » All Done, posted by Karen_kay on March 26, 2004, at 19:52:56
Posted by jay on March 26, 2004, at 21:54:52
In reply to Now Karen gets ugly... » All Done, posted by Karen_kay on March 26, 2004, at 19:52:56
Dang straight I am flattered..what a man will do for some yearning lust and a biggie-sized ego. :-)Bring it on, ya!!!!
(insert heavy breathing) Jay :P
Posted by Karen_kay on March 27, 2004, at 0:09:50
In reply to Re: Now Karen gets ugly... » Karen_kay, posted by jay on March 26, 2004, at 21:54:52
I'm always up for some heavy breathing... unless it involves my old man, or yard work, or heavy lifting, or exercise, or did I mention my old man (as in my boyfriend)? God, I really am glad he enjoys my sense of humor. And doesn't know about Babble. So just why were you breathing heavy? I ran in here to get away from the old man. What's your excuse? (And why hasn't All Done gotten involved yet? I thought by now she'd be calling me a shameless hussy once again. I just love it when she's mean :)
Posted by jay on March 27, 2004, at 2:04:03
In reply to Re: Now Karen gets breathing.. » jay, posted by Karen_kay on March 27, 2004, at 0:09:50
Welll....I have spent part of the evening playing some pretty complex tunes on bass, ones I never thought I could, and I didn't do too bad. Lotsa' fingerwork...and then a really long walk..that is why I am heavy breathin'. (Blush) ;-)
Breath in...and out...and in..and out.."The way in is the way out.." (Song line from tune I learnt tonight called..uhh.."Secret Touch". Actually, it is quite a serious, heavy song, all about loss, life/death.......and how if you fall in love, you always have to be prepared to lose. Hope that clears that up. :)
lol..Jay
Posted by Karen_kay on March 27, 2004, at 20:30:55
In reply to Secret Touch » Karen_kay, posted by jay on March 27, 2004, at 2:04:03
So now we know what you do in your spare time Jay. All this talk about heavy breathing, secret touching, the casual mention of your favorite movie (poor taste, I might add), even blushing. Jay, no wonder you have so many smiley faces on your posts :)
And why is it that if you fall in love you have to be prepared to lose? Lose what? Your money? Your mind? Your dog? I don't get it. Isn't it like in the movies? I suspect that me being in love is going to be grand. The person will shower me with gifts and praise. The person will appreciate my humor and ME. And I won't lose anything. Just gain even more. I think it's going to be fun. No, I know it's fun. And a song won't convice me otherwise. But, I think that my method of operation is that when I get to the part that is difficult I get bored and move on to something new. :( That's my problem... Arrrggg.. Someone help. I've watched too many stupid movies I think. Like I found old letters that I wrote to my boyfriend before we lived together and we went to different schools several hours away. And I think I loved him. It seemed like it in the letters. I think I just forgot. But, last night, I did a somersault in his lap, yelling "red team go!" (inside joke about us and the dog) and he pushed me out of the way. I interrupted his television viewing time. This is just bothersome. Any helpful advice? (Tell me to dump him, tell me to dump him....)
Posted by jay on March 29, 2004, at 4:17:20
In reply to No longer a secret... » jay, posted by Karen_kay on March 27, 2004, at 20:30:55
Ahhh..yes..well, my young student (j/k ;-)...we do have to be prepared to lose if we fall in love. Why, you ask? Well, nothing lasts forever...even the best relationships...marriages...friendships...and even if it’s not just separating from the other person, eventually on or the other will die. We ‘tis just mortals, and I’ve lost some very close people to mortality at a young age over the past 5-10 years...you may have read my story elsewhere on here...so that is why it is such a prevalent concept to me...as I imagine many others. “There is never love without pain...”. I’ve been working hard over the years trying to deal with these things, after I lost so much in a short period of time...and it’s been the battle of a lifetime. But, I would have spit at myself if I thought this even 5 years ago, it *has* taught me..made me, somehow...a better person, I believe.
Your existential dreamer...
Jay :-)
Posted by All Done on March 29, 2004, at 10:41:48
In reply to Now Karen gets ugly... » All Done, posted by Karen_kay on March 26, 2004, at 19:52:56
Well, Miss Karen, I do believe you’ve sucked every last bit of meanness right out of me. I spent all weekend – night and day – at my writing desk trying to come up with a perfect rebuttal for you (with no luck, I might add) and then BAM! I read a bunch of your posts to other Babblers in need and you’re just gushing with empathy, kindness, understanding, beauty, grace, and charm. You’ve really outdone yourself this time! So, in return, you’re going to the All Done I truly aspire to be. Here it goes.
10 for KK:
10. You were one of the very first Babblers to post to me and make me feel welcome (in none other than the very first pageant).
9. You post things like “Phenomenal Woman” – one of the most beautiful poems I’ve ever read in my life.
8. You LOL with me on a regular basis and who doesn’t need to laugh once in a while?
7. You always tell me I’m a wonderful mother and even thank me for being one.
6. You exude a confidence that rubs off on others – and although it may not always seem like it here, I could use a little more IRL.
5. Tanqueray, baby!
4. You post thoughtful and helpful advice to so many of us.
3. You give me faith in my ability to work things out with my mom and trust that it’s the right thing to do.
2. Did I say you make me laugh til my tummy hurts?
1. You are truly a beautiful person.Have a fantastic day, sweet thang!
All Done
Posted by Karen_kay on March 29, 2004, at 18:09:03
In reply to Re: Make love, not war » Karen_kay, posted by All Done on March 29, 2004, at 10:41:48
Ok, maybe just a bit tipsy.. But, first of all, why do you have to be such a wonderful mother? If Daisy wasn't my adopted mother, I'd want you to be my Babble mother. Thank you so much for being a wonderful mother. Tear honestly come to my eyes when I think of those beautiful women (that's you!!!) who are devoted to their children. I strive one day to hopefully become a mother like that. Thank you so much for being a Great mother. You can't know (and I'm honesty crying (blame it on the wine, please blam e it on the wine) ) how much I appreciate those women (and fathers too) how are wonderful and caring mothers, such as yourself. I love you for that. And my sisters too, though they'll never see it. I send them cards often, from their children to thank them for being such wonderfu mothers. THANK YOU FOR BEING SUCH A WONDERFUL MOTHER TO YOUR CHILD!!!!!!!!
Thank you for being such a wonderful child to your mother. I know that she appreciates it. You inspire me to be a better daughter to my mother. Again, maybe we can learn from eachother? (Toasts to you!) I know that it's hard sometimes, but you have inspired me to put the past behind me. I thought I had, but there are still some issues I've realized recently I still have to reconcile. I'll work on that. You truly are an inspiration to me. In being such a wonderful daughter, in turn that makes you an even better mother. Funny how the world works, isn't it?Do you think it's by accident that I posted to you? You're a wonderful person. Don't you ever doubt that. If I ever lose touch with you, I'll go mad I tell you, MAD! I'm honored to know you and to learn so much from you (and that's not the wine talking dear!). My only fear is that you aren't gaining nearly as much from this interaction as I am. I take and take but you seem to be full of knowledge to give. Thank you so much for sharing. You don't know how much you've changed my life, for the better!
I love that poem as well..... I hope that you live by it. You should, as you are quite phenomenal! I'm certain you make the men fall to their knees, in fact Beefcake was telling me so last night (ok, so I had to get one in..)
I'm glad I make you smile. Everyone needs to laugh. Laughter can heal, IMO. I know I laugh every day, even when depressed. If you can't laugh at something, laugh at yourself. Laugh at me.... I don't mind. I do it frequently! I do have small breasts you know :)
About confidence: Why would you need confidence? You are beautiful! You are charming! You are magnificant! You are stunning! You are gracious! You are glorious! You are wonderful! You are heavenly! You are a wonderful mother, daughter, wife, friend, Babbelette, prankster, meanie :), GIN drinker, dancer, singer and writer. You are intelligent, you do laundry at 2 am, you are quirky, you are charming, you photograph well (I'm sure), you know many 80's songs, you take good care of your dogs, you are very funny, have great taste in music and films, are VERY creative. You are caring, compassionate, a loving wife, a great typist, put a lot of thought into your posts (something I should consider), you seem to adapt to situations which is a good thing, you are passionate (even if you don't agree), you ask questions, ask if you can be honest!!!!!!, you care about people!! God All Done did I mention that you are a WONDERFUL, CARING person???? Thank you so much for being that way.... I swear, I'll never post again while I'm drinking!!!
You said I'm a beautiful person..... Not hardely.... Look in the mirror dear! You are so very beautiful!
Dam you All Done, let's get back to being mean. I just can't take this crying any longer. Thank you for so much.
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