Posted by All Done on March 26, 2004, at 14:29:35
Okay, Miss Thing. You’ve been talkin’ trash about me all over this board and frankly, it’s got me a little peeved. Slipping comments in every thread like I won’t notice or respond (Nice MO, by the way. I’m impressed.), but HA! Look what you get in return. A thread specifically dedicated to you and your nonsense. You’re probably saying, "I don’t understand, All Done. That seems like a very nice, thoughtful thing to do for the beautiful Karen". Yeah, keep reading chickee poo...
First of all, the jokes you posted. Simply put, they were not funny. Here’s funny:
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dinah
Dinah who?
Dinah figure out why Karen is so hung up on dumba$$ knock knock jokes(Sorry, Dinah :).)
Secondly, all this blatant flirting with kid has got to stop. Well, from you anyway. Jai and I can handle it from here, thanks. I’m sure he much rather prefers the alluring attention of delightfully experienced and charming women as opposed to the dalliances of a seemingly pre-pubescent, silly girl like yourself. Anyway, in your pathetic yet feverish attempts to get kid’s attention directed toward you, you’re exposing yourself for the shameless hussy you truly are and that is not an attractive quality, my dear. Breasts or no breasts, sleaze does not look good on you. Well, maybe with the right pair of fishnet thigh highs...
Thirdly (Is that a word? I’ll stop with the counting in a minute.), I would like to suggest that you get your paws off of Jay. He likes pickles (that’s me) and Meg Ryan. This makes me think that he, too, enjoys women of a more mature age and since, if as you suggest, I’m 123 years old, I am guessing I would be much more suited to him than you. In any event, I am saddened that he is not eligible to participate in Mr. Psychobabble USA as he is a non-resident. Do we make exceptions?
Before I forget, what on earth are you and kid doing in the laundry room? I would only take him to a respectable place. You know, like Jai did. The kitchen. Or I might suggest the shower, but perhaps that’s would be too close for comfort with the toilet right there and everything. What’s up with that silly boy and toilets, anyway?
Oh, and one last thing - just so you know, I do believe I’ve just risked my PBC virginity for the likes of you, but you will never hurt my feelings. So, bring it on, baby!
The one and only thing you’ve taught me that makes any sense at all
Guten tag,
All Done(There. Now that’s A+ material.)
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thread:328762
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