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Posted by Elle2021 on January 18, 2004, at 5:30:07
In reply to Re: Dr. Bob, will you be our tie breaker judge? » Elle2021, posted by Karen_kay on January 17, 2004, at 23:13:01
> So, I went back and saw the very first post I made got me A PBC! (I wasn't so nice back then) Can you believe it? Me?? I can include a link if you like... >) I guess I just needed someone to get me piping mad before I actually registered and began posting. I'm surprised it wasn't you!
I'm surprised it wasn't me too! Hehe! Yes, I would like to see that link. :) By the way, how did you post without registering first. When I first got here, I tried to post, but it wouldn't let me until I had registered.
>So, now we need to find a new judge, with a B name. Preferably one who likes spunky women...Any takers reading this far?
I think by spunky you mean classy...right
Elle
Posted by Dinah on January 18, 2004, at 9:05:27
In reply to Re: Dr. Bob, will you be our tie breaker judge? » Karen_kay, posted by Elle2021 on January 18, 2004, at 5:30:07
I'm quite certain he would be impartial. Try to look independent and confident. He doesn't like dependent women.
Posted by All Done on January 18, 2004, at 9:07:21
In reply to Re: Dr. Bob, will you be our tie breaker judge? » Karen_kay, posted by Elle2021 on January 18, 2004, at 5:30:07
I am away for one day (in part trying to have a successful therapy appointment) and you ladies lose any grip on even the smallest tidbits of reality that you *may* have had in the past! Not to mention calling Dr. Bob's attention to this thread! We just may, with the mud slinging insults we have thrown around, be asking for it. But I have wondered if Dr. Bob reads everything and, if so, do we amuse him? I'm hoping we have at least given him a few chuckles...
Now, I need you all to understand that Beefcake would *never* vote for anyone but me. I mean, just yesterday, he practically told me he is in love with me! (Well, he said I didn't bore him, does that count?) And, as I live in close proximity to Dr. Bob, I fully intend to pay him a visit prior to the competition. Once he meets me, he too will fall in love. There, his vote will be secured. Finally, I will win over Bubba's heart when he realizes I have just as much charm as Elle, breasts just as voluptuous as Miss Honey's, and I am no where near as clumsy as Karen. Three votes secured for All Done. Case closed.
I have often wondered what Beefcake's life is like at home. I just have to assume that he spends most of him free time (in between the visits to the 80s dance clubs) thinking of yours truly. And yes, he does this while in his underwear ; ). I think at my next session I will ask him the million dollar question - boxers or briefs?
Posted by All Done on January 18, 2004, at 9:33:40
In reply to Oh dear..., posted by All Done on January 18, 2004, at 9:07:21
I think we need to add a contest to this already somewhat unconventional pageant. Perhaps, we can have a cooking competition. I know I can bake Karen and her therapist cookies under the table!
That way, too, when we're done, we'll have stuff to eat at the sleepover :).
Posted by Karen_kay on January 18, 2004, at 14:35:04
In reply to Oh dear..., posted by All Done on January 18, 2004, at 9:07:21
Well I NEVER.....
First of all, I merely stated that Dr Bob would make a good judge. Miss Honey is the one that began drawing attention to the post, by asking him to be a judge. I sometimes wonder if we are giving him chuckles or hives? Does he realize that we really dislike each other or does he think we are joking? Hmmmm. I wonder? (And of course All Done, you are my favorite :)
I vote that we disqualify Miss Honey from this pageant completely. She obviously lacks the skills needed to compete. Those skills being humor, charm, manipulativeness, and charisma. The only obvious asset she talks about is her rack, and those who brag usually lack. Wouldn't you agree Elle? Not to mention the fact that Miss Honey never portays herself in a realistic manner. Why doesn't she ever trip and fall? Why doesn't she ever throw up on stage?
Lucy, you have some 'xplainin to do.....
As for your therapist "being in love with you," hun, are you on any medications? I mean, it's pretty safe to assume that my therapist fantasizes about me. So, one could say that he's also in love with me, that's not a far leap to take. But, just because you don't bore him doesn't mean he's in love with you. Beafcake has some serious issues of his own to deal with. I know that he wears pennyloafers and bluejeans with a bowtie. Now girl, that spells trouble. When I get up on stage, I assure you Beafcake will be putty in my hands. I will ruin your images of disillusionment. He's going to be so busy drooling over me, he couldn't tell you the time of day, or the name of your song, even if it is "Jennifer 8675309eiiiiinn"..Help, I'm running out of 80's songs here..... And the only reason he told you that you weren't boring is probably because you are! (Well, I guess even I can't say that without laughing. I'm quite certain you aren't boring in the least. It's great when they say that, isn't it :) That's my good deed for the day so smile knowing I'm not all bad...
As for Beefcake spending most of his time thinking about you...Well, YEAH! But, I'd spend most of my time thinking of my most unruly client as well. The one that I can't figure out. The client that I can't seem to understand. The one client that can't tie her own shoes. The client who doesn't brush her hair (wait, that's me :). The client who doesn't socialize well. The client who thinks "bad" thoughts about me. The client who fantasizes about odd beauty pageants and sitting on my lap. The client who thinks that I sit around in my underwear. The client who thinks she can seduce me....Uh oh girls, we're in trouble now!!!!
Posted by Karen_kay on January 18, 2004, at 14:46:41
In reply to Re: I'll lend you mine...., posted by Dinah on January 18, 2004, at 9:05:27
Again I feel like "Mom's reading my journal!" Why do you have this effect on me Dinah? It's rather humorous. Maybe you should marry my therapist and we could be one big happy family with lots and lots of puppies? He's very cute! (But I must warn you, he does have something that your therapist does not. I think you know what I mean here.... :)
Thanks for offerring up your therapist. Does his name begin with a B? If not, we must arrange it to fit our needs. Now, I know that he dresses very well, so I should be able to win him over in that department. Beating Elle should be NO contest, or the others for that matter.
Now, we must work on a better agenda. Future installments to come. This is making my brain hurt. All of these less than perfect agendas are cramping my creativity and hindering my style. While I appreciate the thoughts, they just can't compete with the supreme talents that I have to offer. Maybe Elle should have spiders crawl out of her hair? Now, would that be too nasty? That's debatable....But, it would also cause me to have a panic attack in the process. We could always have Dinah be a judge. A female judge would be nice, as sex appeal wouldn't play a deciding factor. But then it wouldn't be nearly as fun either :(
Posted by Dr. Bob on January 18, 2004, at 15:20:44
In reply to Oh dear..., posted by All Done on January 18, 2004, at 9:07:21
> We just may, with the mud slinging insults we have thrown around, be asking for it.
If you're all OK with this, great, but if not, I'd like to know. Maybe by email would be best? Thanks,
Bob
Posted by Karen_kay on January 18, 2004, at 15:25:24
In reply to Re: Dr. Bob, will you be our tie breaker judge? » Karen_kay, posted by Elle2021 on January 18, 2004, at 5:30:07
I'm surprised it wasn't me too! Hehe! Yes, I would like to see that link. :) By the way, how did you post without registering first. When I first got here, I tried to post, but it wouldn't let me until I had registered.
I just cut and pasted, so I'm not sure if I did it right. And don't tell me to check FAQ. I'm lazy! If it doesn't work, then cut and paste it into your address box. I know you're lazy too! It was on September 25 Psychobabble Psychology under some post about therapists referring out their clients due to sexual inappropriateness (go figure!) and transference. I forgot the fact that I asked my therapist if I could sit on his lap when he talked about reparenting! Oh, I'm too much sometimes!
And I did register first, I just didn't post. I just needed something to give me that extra "push"!!! I suppose that did it. And Dr Bob gently slapped my hand. I must admit, I deserved it.
http://www.dr-bob.org/babble/psycho/20030925/msgs/267491.htmlBy spunky, I meant just that. Though I am both spunky and classy. Thanks for noting both. I appreciate it :)
Posted by Karen_kay on January 18, 2004, at 15:28:49
In reply to Re: mud slinging insults, posted by Dr. Bob on January 18, 2004, at 15:20:44
Ladies, did you see that?? I may just take him up on that offer, so you better watch your step! Remember, I do know his email addy!
And Elle, you better take your medication. I wouldn't want you to become delusional and think I'm serious about some of the things I'm saying here! :) That goes double for you Miss Honey!
Posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 18, 2004, at 17:21:35
In reply to So You DO Read! » Dr. Bob, posted by Karen_kay on January 18, 2004, at 15:28:49
I like the idea of Dinah's Therapist being the tie breaker judge. Dinah, what is his name? Bowie? Brock? Bambi? SOmething good, I'm sure.
As for me, I hate to tell everyone, I have no foibles whatsoever. As IF I would ever trip on the catwalk! Please! I am the epitome of grace, talent, poise, and smarts, all rolled up into the perfect package.
So once and for all, I have it all wrapped up. Bean of course would pick me, that is not debatable. Beefcake seems like sort of a superficial guy and I'm sure he would pick me for obvious reasons. Burt is the wildcard. However, one glance at my lustrous hair, perky bosoms, and sparkling conversation skills, and he would choose me. Bubba would also choose me since I have a bone or two to pick with him and I hear he likes feisty women.
So I guess no tie breaker judge is really needed, but we still need an MC. Dr. Bob never responded to wanting to be in the actual pageant, so DInah's T is a viable option.
Dinah, does your therapist like women with low self esteem, anxiety problems, extreme sarcasm, and need for attention? If so, I've go this thing wrapped up!
Posted by Karen_kay on January 18, 2004, at 17:48:13
In reply to New tie breaker judge, posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 18, 2004, at 17:21:35
You have a bone to pick with Bubba? Now I realize that he's FAR better looking and more highly skilled than Bean could ever aspire to become, but what's your dill pickle? What bone could you possibly have to pick with my darling therapist? I reallly couldn't imagine..... Maybe the fact that he's young. Or handsome. Or HONEST! (BLING BLING BLING!!!!) Just because I plan on taking home the gold doesn't mean you should assault my therapist. Now, let's not throw stones in a glass house.... I'm certain your therapist is far from perfect. Need I remind you of the fact that he tucks his sweater in and wears top sliders? Well, I won't remind you this time, but next time I just may be tempted to... :)
Now, I was pretending that I had faults so as to not make Elle feel bad, but from here on out I'm dropping the act. I too am perfect. But, unlike you, I don't suffer from anxiety or self esteem issues. In fact, I'm only in therapy because I have nothing better to do with my time or money. So, ha! I am completely perfect! And if you don't believe me, I'll give you Bubba's number, office or home (just DON'T tell him where you got his home number!!!) and ask him! He'll tell you the truth EVERY TIME! I promise!
Posted by Dinah on January 18, 2004, at 17:54:12
In reply to New tie breaker judge, posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 18, 2004, at 17:21:35
Hmmm... I suspect he prefers independent women with pretty good self esteem who look good with his shiny shoes and car. But that might be jumping to conclusions. If you have lint or poor personal hygiene, you probably don't want him as a judge. Of course I'm sure none of you do, so you'll be fine.
You could call him Big I guess. He looks the teensiest bit like Mr. Big on Sex and the City (but without the sexiness of course).
Posted by Dinah on January 18, 2004, at 18:15:32
In reply to Re: New tie breaker judge » Miss Honeychurch, posted by Dinah on January 18, 2004, at 17:54:12
Hmmm.. Actually he looks like a cross between Mr. Big and a cocker spaniel. But.... well, we'd better just leave it "Big".
Posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 18, 2004, at 20:10:47
In reply to Re: New tie breaker judge » Dinah, posted by Dinah on January 18, 2004, at 18:15:32
> Hmmm.. Actually he looks like a cross between Mr. Big and a cocker spaniel. But.... well, we'd better just leave it "Big".
I love Cocker Spaniels! What a perfect therapist! I too enjoy shiny shoes and wear them as often as I can. I think, no, I KNOW, Big will choose me.
Thanks for loaning him out!
Posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 18, 2004, at 20:29:10
In reply to What chu talkin bout Willis? » Miss Honeychurch, posted by Karen_kay on January 18, 2004, at 17:48:13
Now I think most women will agree that bulky tucked in sweaters and slightly ratty top siders are HOT HOT HOT!!!
I think what needs to happen after OUR pageant is one for the Therpists - Mr. Psychobabble USA. Categories to include:
1. Office attire (Bean wins for originality)
2. swimsuit (Bean is a swimmer and runner with a nice trim body. Bean wins hands down.)
3. Talent (Bean speaks fluent Greek. He would act out OEdipus Rex. Bean wins)
4. "Situations" - Each therapist is exposed to a patient with a different problems and they must respond quickly and professionally. Topics to include sex, transference, hygeine. Bean loses this to Burt and Beefcake (tie). Bubba takes last
Congeniality (cute smile, nice handshake, pretty eyes. Bean wins again)
Posted by Dinah on January 18, 2004, at 20:32:56
In reply to Mr. Psychobabble USA, posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 18, 2004, at 20:29:10
Well, ok. But I think Big should win for neatness, or coolest car or something he would value. The poor guy needs something for putting up with me.
Posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 18, 2004, at 20:40:29
In reply to Re: Mr. Psychobabble USA » Miss Honeychurch, posted by Dinah on January 18, 2004, at 20:32:56
Right.
Another category:
Personal Accessories (We know Bean comes in last by virtue of the topsiders and new "wallabees" as I like to call them and 1982 Casio watch. I have no idea about his car. Big sounds like he wins this hands down though by virtue of shoes and a kick a** car.)
Posted by Dinah on January 18, 2004, at 21:04:00
In reply to Re: Mr. Psychobabble USA » Dinah, posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 18, 2004, at 20:40:29
Thank you. I know he will be honored, and will treasure his very shiny little trophy. :)
Posted by gardenergirl on January 18, 2004, at 23:09:02
In reply to Re: Mr. Psychobabble USA » Miss Honeychurch, posted by Dinah on January 18, 2004, at 21:04:00
Ladies,
Sorry for butting in on your fun, but as a product of the 80's myself, I just had to. Thanks for all the laughs (wipes dust off self from floor). I vote for a (is it four?) way tie! You are all winners in my book!
GG
Posted by Elle2021 on January 18, 2004, at 23:15:12
In reply to Re: Dr. Bob, will you be our tie breaker judge? » Elle2021, posted by Karen_kay on January 18, 2004, at 15:25:24
Know what Karen,
I got an informal PBC for saying the exact same thing (or something very similar) to someone else... If I can find the link, I will provide it! :)Elle
Posted by Elle2021 on January 18, 2004, at 23:27:23
In reply to Mr. Psychobabble USA, posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 18, 2004, at 20:29:10
> But navy blue suits are way hotter than top siders and bulky tucked in sweaters...
>
> I think what needs to happen after OUR pageant is one for the Therpists - Mr. Psychobabble USA. Categories to include:
>
> 1. Office attire: Burt wins for impeccable suits.
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> 2. swimsuit Okay, Bean and Bubba tie on this one. I can't picture Burt in a swimsuit!
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> 3. Talent Beefcake wins this one because if he can put up with All Done, then he must be talented! :) Just kidding All Done! :)
>
> 4. "Situations" - Each therapist is exposed to a patient with a different problems and they must respond quickly and professionally. Topics to include sex, transference, hygeine. Bean loses this to Burt and Beefcake (tie).Bubba takes last (because he seems to enjoy transference way too much :) Heheheheh
Burt takes first, he deals with everything in a cold and distant manner, therefore, no transference issues. As for hygeine, Burt loses. Bubba and Beefcake tie.> Congeniality (cute smile, nice handshake, pretty eyes).
Okay,
Burt definitely wins for eyes (his are blue and so pretty). He loses however for handshake, cause he won't shake my hand :(, but I think he doesn't because he think I don't want him to. He does have a cute smile though. :0Okay, so Burt wins, Bean is second, and Bubba and Beefcake tie for third.
Elle
Posted by Elle2021 on January 18, 2004, at 23:30:23
In reply to Re: Mr. Psychobabble USA, posted by gardenergirl on January 18, 2004, at 23:09:02
> Hey, your not butting in! As long as your willing to allow the rest of us to make fun of you (and you can make fun of us too) and to rename your therapist a name starting with the letter "B," then you are more than welcome to join the pageant!! :) Oh yeah, and also you have to always vote me first and Karen LAST!!!!!!! Hahahhaha!!
Elle
Posted by Karen_kay on January 18, 2004, at 23:31:34
In reply to Re: Mr. Psychobabble USA, posted by gardenergirl on January 18, 2004, at 23:09:02
If you want to join the pageant, you surely can. I don't mind competition. I'm quite certain you won't beat me though.... And this is an all-out slugfest, so be sure to come properly armoured! Heck, everyone's invited. (Even boys, I suppose... But they can't really stay for the sleepover. I'm debating on whether the other girls can stay for the sleepover, as I'll have my hands full with Bean, Bubba, Beefcake, Big and (Elle, what was his name again??? Darn faulty memory....) Well, anyway I'm certain he won't even be worth remembering, much like past relationships and encounters! (Ouchie Elle, that had to hurt. I'm even sharpening my claws as I type.)
Don't worry now, I'm working on getting an agenda together. Maybe a playbill of sorts. The cast and characters are getting a bit much for my poor, weak brain to keep track of at this point. We may even need to have a brief intermission, so I can cozy up nice with the judges. Still waiting on Dr. Bob's reply though. Look's to be a no-go. His post (or lack thereof) says "No no!" but his picture staring back at me says "Yes Yes!" Well I can imagine, can't I?
Posted by Elle2021 on January 18, 2004, at 23:51:18
In reply to Butting in? Heavens no. » gardenergirl, posted by Karen_kay on January 18, 2004, at 23:31:34
All right, I hope this works.
http://www.dr-bob.org/babble/admin/20031120/msgs/282606.html
Now, as far as I'm concerned this wasn't an offical PBC, but I could be wrong... :)
And, actually the first time I got anything official was a "Please be supportive," which in my opinion is better than a, "Please be civil."
Elle
Posted by Karen_kay on January 19, 2004, at 0:02:36
In reply to Re: Mr. Psychobabble USA, posted by Elle2021 on January 18, 2004, at 23:27:23
WOAAAA GIRL!!! You need to step away from the computer! Bean comes in SECOND! Bean who picks his teeth? Bean who tucks his sweaters in? Bean who wears a Casio frickin watch? Bean who wears a tie with a short-sleeved shirt? Do I need to direct you to what began this thread? I will if I have to. I believe it's called "Therapist Fashion Disasters" Started by Miss Honey! And BEAN COMES IN SECOND????? OMG ELLE!!! I've lost any faith I ever had in you, which is little so that's not really saying much....
OK, obviously some of the contributors to this thread could use a few sessions with Bubba. Though, I must admit he wouldn't enjoy them or their transference issues nearly as much as he enjoys me. But, my therapist is absolutely DIVINE! Let's try this once more, with a bit more accuracy....
Office attire: Bubba wins because he dresses impeccably, and his office is immaculate. Big takes second because even though he dresses great, his office looks as though a tornado breezed through. We'll not even comment on Bean here. He sits in the corner playing with the calculator on his watch!
Swimsuit: Bubba wins again. None other dares to attempt this feat. Bubba appears in a Speedo, might I add looking stunning! MEOW!
Talent: Bubba wins yet another one (do we see a pattern folks?) His remarkable ability to answer questions honestly and with candor wins the panel of female judges over in a hearbeat.
Situations: Now this is still up in that air. Maybe have a poll?
When asked to handle a situation where a client asks the therapist if he fantasizes (hypothetically of course :) about his clients, the judges respond accordingly:
Big, "Why is it important for you to know such a question."
Burt, "Well, that seems rather personal and intruisive upon my boundaries, now doesn't it."
Bean, "AHHHHHHHH" And begins shaking in the corner.
Beefcake: "I don't see what that has to do with anything. What are you trying to avoid."
Bubba, "Sure., along with other people I've been with. That's what's great about fantasies. You can fantasize about whoever you want."Now ladies, who would you HONESTLY pick???? My vote's with Bubba....
Congeniality: Bubba wins yet again. He shakes all the judges' hands frequently, and whispers in my ear as he walks by in his Speedo. Though I'm not sure what color his eyes are because he wears glasses. I think I may suggest contacts. Am I demanding??? But, anyway he wins..
And the winner is Bubba. Sorry ladies, but the Queen and King must celebrate now... See you later Alligator!
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