Posted by Karen_kay on January 19, 2004, at 0:02:36
In reply to Re: Mr. Psychobabble USA, posted by Elle2021 on January 18, 2004, at 23:27:23
WOAAAA GIRL!!! You need to step away from the computer! Bean comes in SECOND! Bean who picks his teeth? Bean who tucks his sweaters in? Bean who wears a Casio frickin watch? Bean who wears a tie with a short-sleeved shirt? Do I need to direct you to what began this thread? I will if I have to. I believe it's called "Therapist Fashion Disasters" Started by Miss Honey! And BEAN COMES IN SECOND????? OMG ELLE!!! I've lost any faith I ever had in you, which is little so that's not really saying much....
OK, obviously some of the contributors to this thread could use a few sessions with Bubba. Though, I must admit he wouldn't enjoy them or their transference issues nearly as much as he enjoys me. But, my therapist is absolutely DIVINE! Let's try this once more, with a bit more accuracy....
Office attire: Bubba wins because he dresses impeccably, and his office is immaculate. Big takes second because even though he dresses great, his office looks as though a tornado breezed through. We'll not even comment on Bean here. He sits in the corner playing with the calculator on his watch!
Swimsuit: Bubba wins again. None other dares to attempt this feat. Bubba appears in a Speedo, might I add looking stunning! MEOW!
Talent: Bubba wins yet another one (do we see a pattern folks?) His remarkable ability to answer questions honestly and with candor wins the panel of female judges over in a hearbeat.
Situations: Now this is still up in that air. Maybe have a poll?
When asked to handle a situation where a client asks the therapist if he fantasizes (hypothetically of course :) about his clients, the judges respond accordingly:
Big, "Why is it important for you to know such a question."
Burt, "Well, that seems rather personal and intruisive upon my boundaries, now doesn't it."
Bean, "AHHHHHHHH" And begins shaking in the corner.
Beefcake: "I don't see what that has to do with anything. What are you trying to avoid."
Bubba, "Sure., along with other people I've been with. That's what's great about fantasies. You can fantasize about whoever you want."Now ladies, who would you HONESTLY pick???? My vote's with Bubba....
Congeniality: Bubba wins yet again. He shakes all the judges' hands frequently, and whispers in my ear as he walks by in his Speedo. Though I'm not sure what color his eyes are because he wears glasses. I think I may suggest contacts. Am I demanding??? But, anyway he wins..
And the winner is Bubba. Sorry ladies, but the Queen and King must celebrate now... See you later Alligator!
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