Posted by gardenergirl on January 19, 2004, at 23:37:47
In reply to Re: Mr. Psychobabble USA, posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 19, 2004, at 22:22:40
Okay, I guess I'm going to go with Bear for my T. In some ways he kind of looks like Paddington. Although he does not wear a yellow slicker to sessions. That would be SCARY!
I have to say that if I joined your pageant, I'm afraid I'd be too inhibited. I can see myself wearing a nice, simple evening suit, with my hair up and simple jewelry. For talent, if I didn't twirl a rifle (sorry, never mastered the baton, and conked my head several times with the rifle...hmmm...maybe that is a cause of depression and neurosis?????). Or perhaps I would sing Bette Midler's The Rose to grab the attention of all the 80's monsters. But then I would have to break into some Norah Jones to take it back to the present. Anyway, I would finish singing, and the wild applause would startle me so that I would trip over cables and cords walking off the stage (yes, Karen Kay we have clumsiness in common). The judges would be so dazzled by my performance and my poise in standing back up as if nothing happened, that they would award me the talent prize on the spot.
As for Mr. Psychbabble USA, I'm afraid that Bear likely would be too dull. He tends to be the blank slate type, and I have not investigated his personal life. Perhaps he could just be another judge and a spokesman for diet coke??
gg, the clumsy, inhibited, possibly brain-injured 80's girl
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