Posted by Karen_kay on January 18, 2004, at 14:35:04
In reply to Oh dear..., posted by All Done on January 18, 2004, at 9:07:21
Well I NEVER.....
First of all, I merely stated that Dr Bob would make a good judge. Miss Honey is the one that began drawing attention to the post, by asking him to be a judge. I sometimes wonder if we are giving him chuckles or hives? Does he realize that we really dislike each other or does he think we are joking? Hmmmm. I wonder? (And of course All Done, you are my favorite :)
I vote that we disqualify Miss Honey from this pageant completely. She obviously lacks the skills needed to compete. Those skills being humor, charm, manipulativeness, and charisma. The only obvious asset she talks about is her rack, and those who brag usually lack. Wouldn't you agree Elle? Not to mention the fact that Miss Honey never portays herself in a realistic manner. Why doesn't she ever trip and fall? Why doesn't she ever throw up on stage?
Lucy, you have some 'xplainin to do.....
As for your therapist "being in love with you," hun, are you on any medications? I mean, it's pretty safe to assume that my therapist fantasizes about me. So, one could say that he's also in love with me, that's not a far leap to take. But, just because you don't bore him doesn't mean he's in love with you. Beafcake has some serious issues of his own to deal with. I know that he wears pennyloafers and bluejeans with a bowtie. Now girl, that spells trouble. When I get up on stage, I assure you Beafcake will be putty in my hands. I will ruin your images of disillusionment. He's going to be so busy drooling over me, he couldn't tell you the time of day, or the name of your song, even if it is "Jennifer 8675309eiiiiinn"..Help, I'm running out of 80's songs here..... And the only reason he told you that you weren't boring is probably because you are! (Well, I guess even I can't say that without laughing. I'm quite certain you aren't boring in the least. It's great when they say that, isn't it :) That's my good deed for the day so smile knowing I'm not all bad...
As for Beefcake spending most of his time thinking about you...Well, YEAH! But, I'd spend most of my time thinking of my most unruly client as well. The one that I can't figure out. The client that I can't seem to understand. The one client that can't tie her own shoes. The client who doesn't brush her hair (wait, that's me :). The client who doesn't socialize well. The client who thinks "bad" thoughts about me. The client who fantasizes about odd beauty pageants and sitting on my lap. The client who thinks that I sit around in my underwear. The client who thinks she can seduce me....Uh oh girls, we're in trouble now!!!!
poster:Karen_kay
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URL: http://www.dr-bob.org/babble/social/20040109/msgs/302346.html