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Posted by Elle2021 on January 18, 2004, at 23:51:18
In reply to Butting in? Heavens no. » gardenergirl, posted by Karen_kay on January 18, 2004, at 23:31:34
All right, I hope this works.
http://www.dr-bob.org/babble/admin/20031120/msgs/282606.html
Now, as far as I'm concerned this wasn't an offical PBC, but I could be wrong... :)
And, actually the first time I got anything official was a "Please be supportive," which in my opinion is better than a, "Please be civil."
Elle
Posted by Karen_kay on January 19, 2004, at 0:02:36
In reply to Re: Mr. Psychobabble USA, posted by Elle2021 on January 18, 2004, at 23:27:23
WOAAAA GIRL!!! You need to step away from the computer! Bean comes in SECOND! Bean who picks his teeth? Bean who tucks his sweaters in? Bean who wears a Casio frickin watch? Bean who wears a tie with a short-sleeved shirt? Do I need to direct you to what began this thread? I will if I have to. I believe it's called "Therapist Fashion Disasters" Started by Miss Honey! And BEAN COMES IN SECOND????? OMG ELLE!!! I've lost any faith I ever had in you, which is little so that's not really saying much....
OK, obviously some of the contributors to this thread could use a few sessions with Bubba. Though, I must admit he wouldn't enjoy them or their transference issues nearly as much as he enjoys me. But, my therapist is absolutely DIVINE! Let's try this once more, with a bit more accuracy....
Office attire: Bubba wins because he dresses impeccably, and his office is immaculate. Big takes second because even though he dresses great, his office looks as though a tornado breezed through. We'll not even comment on Bean here. He sits in the corner playing with the calculator on his watch!
Swimsuit: Bubba wins again. None other dares to attempt this feat. Bubba appears in a Speedo, might I add looking stunning! MEOW!
Talent: Bubba wins yet another one (do we see a pattern folks?) His remarkable ability to answer questions honestly and with candor wins the panel of female judges over in a hearbeat.
Situations: Now this is still up in that air. Maybe have a poll?
When asked to handle a situation where a client asks the therapist if he fantasizes (hypothetically of course :) about his clients, the judges respond accordingly:
Big, "Why is it important for you to know such a question."
Burt, "Well, that seems rather personal and intruisive upon my boundaries, now doesn't it."
Bean, "AHHHHHHHH" And begins shaking in the corner.
Beefcake: "I don't see what that has to do with anything. What are you trying to avoid."
Bubba, "Sure., along with other people I've been with. That's what's great about fantasies. You can fantasize about whoever you want."Now ladies, who would you HONESTLY pick???? My vote's with Bubba....
Congeniality: Bubba wins yet again. He shakes all the judges' hands frequently, and whispers in my ear as he walks by in his Speedo. Though I'm not sure what color his eyes are because he wears glasses. I think I may suggest contacts. Am I demanding??? But, anyway he wins..
And the winner is Bubba. Sorry ladies, but the Queen and King must celebrate now... See you later Alligator!
Posted by Karen_kay on January 19, 2004, at 0:11:02
In reply to PARDON ME???? » Elle2021, posted by Karen_kay on January 19, 2004, at 0:02:36
Ok,ok ok.. Must clear something up real FAST!!
When Bubba answered "Along with other people I've been with" That WAS NOT taken to be that he's been with clients. He was simply explaining that a person is free to fantasize about whoever they chose....Wait, not that that really happened or anything. This is purely hypothetical, of course....
Posted by All Done on January 19, 2004, at 2:45:42
In reply to Mr. Psychobabble USA, posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 18, 2004, at 20:29:10
I must say, the idea of *Mr.* Psychobabble is intriguing. Yet again, though, you ladies are wallowing in your idealization of your poor, tormented therapists. I, on the other hand, have quite a grip on reality and will tell you exactly how the competition plays out.
Office attire: This is a close call. Beefcake, Bubba, and Big are in a dead heat. Beefcake has an extensive stylish wardrobe and has been known to pull up his socks with even the slightest inkling that his leg might be exposed. But the deciding factor is when they put their winter coats on. Bubba, being the youngest, still wears his coat from college that is quite unflattering in the purple and orange school colors. Big is much to stuffy in his wool overcoat and Burt, having spent many months at Club Med with Elle, is not used to the cold D.C. weather and has the biggest, puffiest, ankle length down coat you’ve ever seen. We won’t even mention Bean in his Members Only jacket. Thank goodness for Beefcake when he shows up in his very sexy car length black leather coat. He wins, hands down. Plus, he gets extra points for having the coolest office in one of the coolest areas of downtown.
Swimsuit: Beefcake wins for obvious reasons – he has the body of a Grecian god! Since he knows he cannot be with me, he does not want to be with any other woman. Hence, a lot of free time which he spends at the gym working out all of his pent up energy. Plus, sometimes I walk behind him to the office and he has what someone from the 80s might refer to as “Buns of Steel”.
Talent: Again, since Beefcake has spent a great deal of time in 80s dance clubs, he has become quite good at his routine performed to “Jesse’s Girl”. Bubba sings as well, but his material just doesn’t cut it. The school song doesn’t do anything for the judges.
Situations: Okay. If the question is what Karen suggested, I’ll give this one to Bubba.
Congeniality: Hmm. Given the gentle way Dr. Bob has responded to our little thread here and expressed his concern for others feelings, we may have to award this category to him, if he chooses to participate. Otherwise, it goes to Beefcake who has shaken my hand and patted me on the shoulder only at the most appropriate times.
So here we are, Beefcake has won three out of five categories. Probably four since Dr. Bob will refuse to twirl a baton in our presence and therefore, won’t be eligible for the competition (he can still get Mr. Congeniality, though).
Here he comes, Mr. Beefcake Psychobabble…
Posted by fallsfall on January 19, 2004, at 7:46:31
In reply to Re: Mr. Psychobabble USA, posted by All Done on January 19, 2004, at 2:45:42
You are all dreaming, but I have a picture of MY therapist IN A SWIMSUIT. Next to his boat (a large sailing boat - he is too down to earth to have a yacht).
You guys can dream all you want - I've seen the real thing.
Posted by Karen_kay on January 19, 2004, at 16:27:45
In reply to Re: Mr. Psychobabble USA, posted by fallsfall on January 19, 2004, at 7:46:31
Hmmmm....Well, I don't have a picture of Bubba in a swimsuit next to his boat. Next thing you know, you'll be telling us you were in the captain's chair with your therapist.......Please tell me that's true, PLEASE...
Posted by Karen_kay on January 19, 2004, at 16:42:49
In reply to Re: Mr. Psychobabble USA, posted by All Done on January 19, 2004, at 2:45:42
Slow it down, you move to fast. Now, Mr Paul Simon told me that. You can only guess when the situation called for it.... Now, I'm passing the information along to you. Listen, if you think you have a grasp on reality, then you need to get your med check. Is there a doctor in the house? It's a good thing we have a panel of therapists coming to this event, because it sounds like you need a whole panel girl! Your perception of reality sounds quite distorted at this point. And I'm almost afraid to steer you in the right direction, as it may cause a full psychotic break. Maybe I should fly on up to DC to meet with the judges and see what they think is best in this situation.
Oh, BTW Beefcake is sitting right next to me and he says hi. Also, when you were talking with him last week about the fact that you don't change your underpants frequently, that made him rather uncomfortable. He says he'd appreciate it if you wouldn't discuss that matter any further. Speaking of underpants, he doesn't wear underpants at all :) Oh, and he needs to cancel your appointment next week, as he'll be coming my way for another *visit*. Sorry bout your luck kid, guess that's just the way it goes sometimes.
I resent the fact that you make fun of my therapist for being so young. I like the idea of having someone young and inexpereinced, that I can mold and shape to my likings. Maybe he does sing his school song, but only when he becomes *very* excited. So, I don't mind it too much. Earplugs are here for a purpose, so I use them well. Also, the fact that he wears his school jacket, that's fine by he. He has pride in the fact that he got his PhD in a party state (OMG!!! Can you believe that....What have I gotten myself into?? I checked out the school and it doesn't sound so good...) Well, I'm a party animal, so we ahve something in common! This is very rational and it makes sense to me....
Posted by fallsfall on January 19, 2004, at 21:34:39
In reply to And Bubba has Questionable boundaries? » fallsfall, posted by Karen_kay on January 19, 2004, at 16:27:45
Well, his wife and kids and dog are in the picture, too. I think they would have thought that my coming too made the boat a little too crowded - so they didn't invite me. Maybe they'll invite me the next time - if I lose a few pounds I won't take up as much room.
He is actually smiling in the picture. I didn't know that his face could actually do that - he is such a blank slate.
So, don't you want to know about his wife?
Posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 19, 2004, at 22:22:40
In reply to Re: Mr. Psychobabble USA, posted by fallsfall on January 19, 2004, at 7:46:31
I wonder if our therapists have ANY idea how much they have amused us these past weeks? I wouldn't trade Bean for the world, but he's so much fun to write about.
Posted by gardenergirl on January 19, 2004, at 23:37:47
In reply to Re: Mr. Psychobabble USA, posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 19, 2004, at 22:22:40
Okay, I guess I'm going to go with Bear for my T. In some ways he kind of looks like Paddington. Although he does not wear a yellow slicker to sessions. That would be SCARY!
I have to say that if I joined your pageant, I'm afraid I'd be too inhibited. I can see myself wearing a nice, simple evening suit, with my hair up and simple jewelry. For talent, if I didn't twirl a rifle (sorry, never mastered the baton, and conked my head several times with the rifle...hmmm...maybe that is a cause of depression and neurosis?????). Or perhaps I would sing Bette Midler's The Rose to grab the attention of all the 80's monsters. But then I would have to break into some Norah Jones to take it back to the present. Anyway, I would finish singing, and the wild applause would startle me so that I would trip over cables and cords walking off the stage (yes, Karen Kay we have clumsiness in common). The judges would be so dazzled by my performance and my poise in standing back up as if nothing happened, that they would award me the talent prize on the spot.
As for Mr. Psychbabble USA, I'm afraid that Bear likely would be too dull. He tends to be the blank slate type, and I have not investigated his personal life. Perhaps he could just be another judge and a spokesman for diet coke??
gg, the clumsy, inhibited, possibly brain-injured 80's girl
Posted by All Done on January 19, 2004, at 23:59:58
In reply to Jessie's Gril...Oh no :( » All Done, posted by Karen_kay on January 19, 2004, at 16:42:49
“Listen, if you think you have a grasp on reality, then you need to get your med check.”
>>Perception *is* reality, my Dear Karen.And listen, there is no way Beefcake is visiting you. First of all, he just found out you’re a Hoosier. Which explains oh so much ; ). (Now, now. Don’t take offense. I’m married to a Hoosier. My child’s grandparents and relatives are all Hoosiers.) Secondly, you are correct, Beefcake does not like to be restricted by silly underwear, but when he discovered that you have been wearing granny underpants ever since you became so envious of Elle’s, sadly, he cannot look at you the same way anymore.
I will admit that I guess I should stop throwing stones until I fess up that I think my therapist might not be much older than yours. I’m not positive, but he might be in his early 30s. There, I said it. Let the stone throwing resume! Beefcake is *way* more mature than Bubba. So there.
Posted by All Done on January 20, 2004, at 0:19:52
In reply to Re: Mr. Psychobabble USA, posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 19, 2004, at 22:22:40
> I wonder if our therapists have ANY idea how much they have amused us these past weeks? I wouldn't trade Bean for the world, but he's so much fun to write about.
I wonder if any of them read what we're writing. Have any of you told your therapists about Psycho Babble? I don't think I'd ever tell mine, but, then again, I've never written anything I wouldn't be more than willing to chat with him about. If he's reading and wants to talk to me about it, he can let me know. Maybe someday he'll call me to reschedule or something and say, "Hi. It's Beefcake."
Sorry to get sidetracked. Perhaps this is deserving of it's own thread or something.
Posted by Elle2021 on January 20, 2004, at 2:17:52
In reply to Re: Mr. Psychobabble USA » Miss Honeychurch, posted by All Done on January 20, 2004, at 0:19:52
> Have any of you told your therapists about Psycho Babble?
Absolutely not! I could never tell him that I write here, he could pick me out in a heartbeat. This is the place where I can talk about things that are bothering me and how to approach him with it. And I certainly wouldn't want him to see this thread! :)
Elle
Posted by Elle2021 on January 20, 2004, at 2:26:18
In reply to Re: Jessie's Gril...Oh no :( » Karen_kay, posted by All Done on January 19, 2004, at 23:59:58
> I will admit that I guess I should stop throwing stones until I fess up that I think my therapist might not be much older than yours. I’m not positive, but he might be in his early 30s. There, I said it.
Well, then I win this one because my pdoc is 54!! Ha! He's more mature than Bubba and Beefcake put together. Go Burt!!!!!
Elle
Posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 20, 2004, at 11:29:55
In reply to Re: Mr. Psychobabble USA » Miss Honeychurch, posted by All Done on January 20, 2004, at 0:19:52
I was so paranoid lastweek during our session because my Therapist must have said "psychobabble" about 3 times. As in, "O that's just psychobabble."
Now I think he must be tipping me off that he reads this! However, I know he is in theprcess of writing 2 books so he couldn't POSSIBLY have time to read this site! Right???
Posted by Karen_kay on January 20, 2004, at 12:30:35
In reply to Re: Mr. Psychobabble USA, posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 20, 2004, at 11:29:55
I know my therapist doesn't visit this site. For if he did I'd have quite a bit of explaining to do.. I'm sure he'd become quite defensive about some of the things I share from our sessions, or he'd try to explain things. Or I'm sure he'd try to be a bit more strict on his boundaries. However, I'd be very worried if one day I walk into his office and he casually says, "You know, I do sit around the house in my underpants." OMG, I die from humiliation!
Posted by Dinah on January 20, 2004, at 13:44:50
In reply to Re: Mr. Psychobabble USA » Miss Honeychurch, posted by Karen_kay on January 20, 2004, at 12:30:35
My therapist knows about Babble (so many sessions about Babble!) AND my posting name. But he's promised not to peek and I trust him implicitly. Well, actually, he stuck his nose in the air and said that he doesn't spend much time on the internet, and wouldn't dream of coming here. But the result is the same.
He gets a kick out of some of what I share with him though, and we also get some productive session topics.
(Do not fear. I didn't tell him about this thread.)
Posted by Karen_kay on January 20, 2004, at 14:22:15
In reply to Re: Mr. Psychobabble USA, posted by Dinah on January 20, 2004, at 13:44:50
Maybe you should tell him about this thread and make him read it so we could FINALLY have a winner! That's it folks! I'm bringing Bubba a copy of this thread and making him have a looksie...He'll declare a final winner. And I assure you, he'll be honest. I just fear I'll be the only person happy with the results. And maybe I'll finally find out if he sits around in his underpants! Gosh! It's about time! :)
Posted by Karen_kay on January 20, 2004, at 15:49:11
In reply to I win again, posted by Elle2021 on January 20, 2004, at 2:26:18
Ok, I saw my Pdoc today...And he started asking questions about what I was doing in therapy. Now, the whole time I've been seeing him he's only done this once before. And he said, "I have some notes that you and Bubba discussed your boyfriend, you mom and your dad. Which did you focus on?" I said, "Well I guess my boyfriend, since I don't really like him." (Which was a lie, as we didn't focus much on my boyfriend, I just resent the fact that he was being nosey!) He asked if my boyfriend was physically abusive and I said, "No, he's just stupid." My Pdoc said, "Well, would you have problems if you were seeing someone else?" And I said, "Well, I don't know, I haven't tried dating you, now have I?" He shut up and the conversation ended. I hate it when he sticks his nose into things that aren't his business...Why is my Pdoc suddenly asking questions? Is my therapist talking about me behind my back? HELP....I'm getting paranoid here...And I'm serious...
BTW, my Pdoc won't be a judge either!
Posted by Elle2021 on January 20, 2004, at 16:25:15
In reply to Paranoia sets in..., posted by Karen_kay on January 20, 2004, at 15:49:11
> Is my therapist talking about me behind my back?
More than likely he is. My pdoc confronted me with some things that had taken place in my life on our first session. Now, I was dumbfounded about how he found this out. He told me that the doctor that referred me to him had spoken to him about me. So, there you go, there a bunch of gossips. I told him that too. I said, "I don't appreicate you people gossiping about me." And he tried to justify it by saying something that I can't remember... Anyway, they do confer with eachother from time to time.
Elle
Posted by Karen_kay on January 20, 2004, at 19:21:49
In reply to Re: Mr. Psychobabble USA, posted by gardenergirl on January 19, 2004, at 23:37:47
Bear.... That will do quite nice. But is he soft and cuddly? And as for the yellow slicker, if that was all he wore to sessions, well it might just be OK...
And I don't completely agree with your version of the talent competition. Now, I see you walking on stage in a Cinderella type princess gown, trying yet to out-do the rest of the competition. You will not succeed though. Even with Bear's support and encouragement. You attempt to sing a stunning rendition of "I Know What Boys Like" while hiking up your skirt. But, you forgot to shave your legs, for the past 10 years! Elle freaks out because she thinks that you have spiders crawling up your legs. This causes her to go stark-raving mad and she begins hitting your legs with your own rifle. Bear tries to break things up, getting pistol-whipped in the process (yes, I know it's not a pistol, but does the term still apply?), rendering him unconscious. He's put to bed. Your legs are severely bruised in the process, and Elle has a fainting spell. That only leaves Karen, Miss Honey (little competition, I must say), Fallsfall and All Done at this point, am I correct. But, in walks Gabbi....(GASP!!!!) And everyone knows that a sassy lady always wins a pageant! (And if Gabbi's half as good looking as she is sassy, ladies, we have NO chance...Well, except me of course! :))
Posted by gabbix2 on January 20, 2004, at 22:04:27
In reply to Re: Mr. Psychobabble USA » gardenergirl, posted by Karen_kay on January 20, 2004, at 19:21:49
You are nuthin but TROUBLE.. I bet you've heard that before ;) The rumours are true, I AM in the pageant. Honestly are you that bored-- entering unsuspecting women in beauty pageants?
JEEBUS! Don't you have a web site to go crash or something? *evil grin*Why I haven't even had time to vaseline my teeth.
Really though as It would hardly be fair to the rest of you I'll have to bow out..
Imagine the headline:
"Burned out Babble B*tc* bags Burt Bill, Bean and ......BUBBA in contest, dies under mysterious circumstances: smouldering baton found at scene.
It simply wouldn't do.
and btw. Whats with liking "The Stranger" blah, nothing happened and nothing happened..then I went to Mom's funeral and had white coffee..I'm kidding I know I really should like Camus,I consider it an intellectual failing on my part though lord knows I have tried.
Posted by Karen_kay on January 21, 2004, at 8:07:11
In reply to KAREN KAY!!! » Karen_kay, posted by gabbix2 on January 20, 2004, at 22:04:27
First of all, I must say I AM SOOOOOO glad I got the BABBLE Bi*** talking! :) I guess I am nothin but trouble :) And I would have no problems with you coming in a close second to me, as long as it isn't Elle or Miss Honey.
Now, I've decided to stay away from crashing websites for a while. And pity me for a while, but honest to God, I'm going to tell Bubba the whole story! Can you believe that! Well, I'm fairly certain he'll keep his boundary crossing in check for quite a while now. I mean, I did see his wife in her wedding gown. I think that makes me the creppiest Babbler Ever, wouldn't you agree? He may laugh, he may cry. I'm not entirely sure. He may try to hump me. We'll see. I'll report the results back. But, if things go bad he'll be disqualified from the pageant, that's for sure. I wouldn't want to give anyone else an unfair advantage, now would I?
As for the vaseline, there will be plenty on scene, so don't you fret my dear :) Bubba has you covered. But don't get too close, as he is a bit frisky.
As for Camus, maybe you should give it another shot. I won't hold this one against you. But, if you start talking smack about Bukowski it's possible I might set this place on fire myself.
Gabbi and Karen and pageants, OH MY! (We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of pageants...)
Posted by Karen_kay on January 21, 2004, at 8:44:19
In reply to Re: And Bubba has Questionable boundaries? » Karen_kay, posted by fallsfall on January 19, 2004, at 21:34:39
Oh, I totally forgot the last part of your post....What does his wife look like??? Do tell, please!!!
(And tell me she's not pretty!)
Posted by fallsfall on January 21, 2004, at 14:09:52
In reply to Re: And Bubba has Questionable boundaries? » fallsfall, posted by Karen_kay on January 21, 2004, at 8:44:19
She's thin (and I'm not). She looks friendly and nice. Not a beauty, but not ugly either. I think they look nice together. 2 teenage sons - reasonably hot. The family looks happy together. [Up until this moment, I didn't care if he read every post on Babble... Now I'm not so sure I want him to!]
I just want him to always return my phone calls right away, and see me for extra appointments on the weekends if I ask. She can have him the rest of the time.
She's a counselor at a private High School. Do you think they talk about their patients?
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