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Posted by Karen_kay on January 18, 2004, at 17:48:13
In reply to New tie breaker judge, posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 18, 2004, at 17:21:35
You have a bone to pick with Bubba? Now I realize that he's FAR better looking and more highly skilled than Bean could ever aspire to become, but what's your dill pickle? What bone could you possibly have to pick with my darling therapist? I reallly couldn't imagine..... Maybe the fact that he's young. Or handsome. Or HONEST! (BLING BLING BLING!!!!) Just because I plan on taking home the gold doesn't mean you should assault my therapist. Now, let's not throw stones in a glass house.... I'm certain your therapist is far from perfect. Need I remind you of the fact that he tucks his sweater in and wears top sliders? Well, I won't remind you this time, but next time I just may be tempted to... :)
Now, I was pretending that I had faults so as to not make Elle feel bad, but from here on out I'm dropping the act. I too am perfect. But, unlike you, I don't suffer from anxiety or self esteem issues. In fact, I'm only in therapy because I have nothing better to do with my time or money. So, ha! I am completely perfect! And if you don't believe me, I'll give you Bubba's number, office or home (just DON'T tell him where you got his home number!!!) and ask him! He'll tell you the truth EVERY TIME! I promise!
Posted by Dinah on January 18, 2004, at 17:54:12
In reply to New tie breaker judge, posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 18, 2004, at 17:21:35
Hmmm... I suspect he prefers independent women with pretty good self esteem who look good with his shiny shoes and car. But that might be jumping to conclusions. If you have lint or poor personal hygiene, you probably don't want him as a judge. Of course I'm sure none of you do, so you'll be fine.
You could call him Big I guess. He looks the teensiest bit like Mr. Big on Sex and the City (but without the sexiness of course).
Posted by Dinah on January 18, 2004, at 18:15:32
In reply to Re: New tie breaker judge » Miss Honeychurch, posted by Dinah on January 18, 2004, at 17:54:12
Hmmm.. Actually he looks like a cross between Mr. Big and a cocker spaniel. But.... well, we'd better just leave it "Big".
Posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 18, 2004, at 20:10:47
In reply to Re: New tie breaker judge » Dinah, posted by Dinah on January 18, 2004, at 18:15:32
> Hmmm.. Actually he looks like a cross between Mr. Big and a cocker spaniel. But.... well, we'd better just leave it "Big".
I love Cocker Spaniels! What a perfect therapist! I too enjoy shiny shoes and wear them as often as I can. I think, no, I KNOW, Big will choose me.
Thanks for loaning him out!
Posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 18, 2004, at 20:29:10
In reply to What chu talkin bout Willis? » Miss Honeychurch, posted by Karen_kay on January 18, 2004, at 17:48:13
Now I think most women will agree that bulky tucked in sweaters and slightly ratty top siders are HOT HOT HOT!!!
I think what needs to happen after OUR pageant is one for the Therpists - Mr. Psychobabble USA. Categories to include:
1. Office attire (Bean wins for originality)
2. swimsuit (Bean is a swimmer and runner with a nice trim body. Bean wins hands down.)
3. Talent (Bean speaks fluent Greek. He would act out OEdipus Rex. Bean wins)
4. "Situations" - Each therapist is exposed to a patient with a different problems and they must respond quickly and professionally. Topics to include sex, transference, hygeine. Bean loses this to Burt and Beefcake (tie). Bubba takes last
Congeniality (cute smile, nice handshake, pretty eyes. Bean wins again)
Posted by Dinah on January 18, 2004, at 20:32:56
In reply to Mr. Psychobabble USA, posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 18, 2004, at 20:29:10
Well, ok. But I think Big should win for neatness, or coolest car or something he would value. The poor guy needs something for putting up with me.
Posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 18, 2004, at 20:40:29
In reply to Re: Mr. Psychobabble USA » Miss Honeychurch, posted by Dinah on January 18, 2004, at 20:32:56
Right.
Another category:
Personal Accessories (We know Bean comes in last by virtue of the topsiders and new "wallabees" as I like to call them and 1982 Casio watch. I have no idea about his car. Big sounds like he wins this hands down though by virtue of shoes and a kick a** car.)
Posted by Dinah on January 18, 2004, at 21:04:00
In reply to Re: Mr. Psychobabble USA » Dinah, posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 18, 2004, at 20:40:29
Thank you. I know he will be honored, and will treasure his very shiny little trophy. :)
Posted by gardenergirl on January 18, 2004, at 23:09:02
In reply to Re: Mr. Psychobabble USA » Miss Honeychurch, posted by Dinah on January 18, 2004, at 21:04:00
Ladies,
Sorry for butting in on your fun, but as a product of the 80's myself, I just had to. Thanks for all the laughs (wipes dust off self from floor). I vote for a (is it four?) way tie! You are all winners in my book!
GG
Posted by Elle2021 on January 18, 2004, at 23:15:12
In reply to Re: Dr. Bob, will you be our tie breaker judge? » Elle2021, posted by Karen_kay on January 18, 2004, at 15:25:24
Know what Karen,
I got an informal PBC for saying the exact same thing (or something very similar) to someone else... If I can find the link, I will provide it! :)Elle
Posted by Elle2021 on January 18, 2004, at 23:27:23
In reply to Mr. Psychobabble USA, posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 18, 2004, at 20:29:10
> But navy blue suits are way hotter than top siders and bulky tucked in sweaters...
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> I think what needs to happen after OUR pageant is one for the Therpists - Mr. Psychobabble USA. Categories to include:
>
> 1. Office attire: Burt wins for impeccable suits.
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> 2. swimsuit Okay, Bean and Bubba tie on this one. I can't picture Burt in a swimsuit!
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> 3. Talent Beefcake wins this one because if he can put up with All Done, then he must be talented! :) Just kidding All Done! :)
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> 4. "Situations" - Each therapist is exposed to a patient with a different problems and they must respond quickly and professionally. Topics to include sex, transference, hygeine. Bean loses this to Burt and Beefcake (tie).Bubba takes last (because he seems to enjoy transference way too much :) Heheheheh
Burt takes first, he deals with everything in a cold and distant manner, therefore, no transference issues. As for hygeine, Burt loses. Bubba and Beefcake tie.> Congeniality (cute smile, nice handshake, pretty eyes).
Okay,
Burt definitely wins for eyes (his are blue and so pretty). He loses however for handshake, cause he won't shake my hand :(, but I think he doesn't because he think I don't want him to. He does have a cute smile though. :0Okay, so Burt wins, Bean is second, and Bubba and Beefcake tie for third.
Elle
Posted by Elle2021 on January 18, 2004, at 23:30:23
In reply to Re: Mr. Psychobabble USA, posted by gardenergirl on January 18, 2004, at 23:09:02
> Hey, your not butting in! As long as your willing to allow the rest of us to make fun of you (and you can make fun of us too) and to rename your therapist a name starting with the letter "B," then you are more than welcome to join the pageant!! :) Oh yeah, and also you have to always vote me first and Karen LAST!!!!!!! Hahahhaha!!
Elle
Posted by Karen_kay on January 18, 2004, at 23:31:34
In reply to Re: Mr. Psychobabble USA, posted by gardenergirl on January 18, 2004, at 23:09:02
If you want to join the pageant, you surely can. I don't mind competition. I'm quite certain you won't beat me though.... And this is an all-out slugfest, so be sure to come properly armoured! Heck, everyone's invited. (Even boys, I suppose... But they can't really stay for the sleepover. I'm debating on whether the other girls can stay for the sleepover, as I'll have my hands full with Bean, Bubba, Beefcake, Big and (Elle, what was his name again??? Darn faulty memory....) Well, anyway I'm certain he won't even be worth remembering, much like past relationships and encounters! (Ouchie Elle, that had to hurt. I'm even sharpening my claws as I type.)
Don't worry now, I'm working on getting an agenda together. Maybe a playbill of sorts. The cast and characters are getting a bit much for my poor, weak brain to keep track of at this point. We may even need to have a brief intermission, so I can cozy up nice with the judges. Still waiting on Dr. Bob's reply though. Look's to be a no-go. His post (or lack thereof) says "No no!" but his picture staring back at me says "Yes Yes!" Well I can imagine, can't I?
Posted by Elle2021 on January 18, 2004, at 23:51:18
In reply to Butting in? Heavens no. » gardenergirl, posted by Karen_kay on January 18, 2004, at 23:31:34
All right, I hope this works.
http://www.dr-bob.org/babble/admin/20031120/msgs/282606.html
Now, as far as I'm concerned this wasn't an offical PBC, but I could be wrong... :)
And, actually the first time I got anything official was a "Please be supportive," which in my opinion is better than a, "Please be civil."
Elle
Posted by Karen_kay on January 19, 2004, at 0:02:36
In reply to Re: Mr. Psychobabble USA, posted by Elle2021 on January 18, 2004, at 23:27:23
WOAAAA GIRL!!! You need to step away from the computer! Bean comes in SECOND! Bean who picks his teeth? Bean who tucks his sweaters in? Bean who wears a Casio frickin watch? Bean who wears a tie with a short-sleeved shirt? Do I need to direct you to what began this thread? I will if I have to. I believe it's called "Therapist Fashion Disasters" Started by Miss Honey! And BEAN COMES IN SECOND????? OMG ELLE!!! I've lost any faith I ever had in you, which is little so that's not really saying much....
OK, obviously some of the contributors to this thread could use a few sessions with Bubba. Though, I must admit he wouldn't enjoy them or their transference issues nearly as much as he enjoys me. But, my therapist is absolutely DIVINE! Let's try this once more, with a bit more accuracy....
Office attire: Bubba wins because he dresses impeccably, and his office is immaculate. Big takes second because even though he dresses great, his office looks as though a tornado breezed through. We'll not even comment on Bean here. He sits in the corner playing with the calculator on his watch!
Swimsuit: Bubba wins again. None other dares to attempt this feat. Bubba appears in a Speedo, might I add looking stunning! MEOW!
Talent: Bubba wins yet another one (do we see a pattern folks?) His remarkable ability to answer questions honestly and with candor wins the panel of female judges over in a hearbeat.
Situations: Now this is still up in that air. Maybe have a poll?
When asked to handle a situation where a client asks the therapist if he fantasizes (hypothetically of course :) about his clients, the judges respond accordingly:
Big, "Why is it important for you to know such a question."
Burt, "Well, that seems rather personal and intruisive upon my boundaries, now doesn't it."
Bean, "AHHHHHHHH" And begins shaking in the corner.
Beefcake: "I don't see what that has to do with anything. What are you trying to avoid."
Bubba, "Sure., along with other people I've been with. That's what's great about fantasies. You can fantasize about whoever you want."Now ladies, who would you HONESTLY pick???? My vote's with Bubba....
Congeniality: Bubba wins yet again. He shakes all the judges' hands frequently, and whispers in my ear as he walks by in his Speedo. Though I'm not sure what color his eyes are because he wears glasses. I think I may suggest contacts. Am I demanding??? But, anyway he wins..
And the winner is Bubba. Sorry ladies, but the Queen and King must celebrate now... See you later Alligator!
Posted by Karen_kay on January 19, 2004, at 0:11:02
In reply to PARDON ME???? » Elle2021, posted by Karen_kay on January 19, 2004, at 0:02:36
Ok,ok ok.. Must clear something up real FAST!!
When Bubba answered "Along with other people I've been with" That WAS NOT taken to be that he's been with clients. He was simply explaining that a person is free to fantasize about whoever they chose....Wait, not that that really happened or anything. This is purely hypothetical, of course....
Posted by All Done on January 19, 2004, at 2:45:42
In reply to Mr. Psychobabble USA, posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 18, 2004, at 20:29:10
I must say, the idea of *Mr.* Psychobabble is intriguing. Yet again, though, you ladies are wallowing in your idealization of your poor, tormented therapists. I, on the other hand, have quite a grip on reality and will tell you exactly how the competition plays out.
Office attire: This is a close call. Beefcake, Bubba, and Big are in a dead heat. Beefcake has an extensive stylish wardrobe and has been known to pull up his socks with even the slightest inkling that his leg might be exposed. But the deciding factor is when they put their winter coats on. Bubba, being the youngest, still wears his coat from college that is quite unflattering in the purple and orange school colors. Big is much to stuffy in his wool overcoat and Burt, having spent many months at Club Med with Elle, is not used to the cold D.C. weather and has the biggest, puffiest, ankle length down coat you’ve ever seen. We won’t even mention Bean in his Members Only jacket. Thank goodness for Beefcake when he shows up in his very sexy car length black leather coat. He wins, hands down. Plus, he gets extra points for having the coolest office in one of the coolest areas of downtown.
Swimsuit: Beefcake wins for obvious reasons – he has the body of a Grecian god! Since he knows he cannot be with me, he does not want to be with any other woman. Hence, a lot of free time which he spends at the gym working out all of his pent up energy. Plus, sometimes I walk behind him to the office and he has what someone from the 80s might refer to as “Buns of Steel”.
Talent: Again, since Beefcake has spent a great deal of time in 80s dance clubs, he has become quite good at his routine performed to “Jesse’s Girl”. Bubba sings as well, but his material just doesn’t cut it. The school song doesn’t do anything for the judges.
Situations: Okay. If the question is what Karen suggested, I’ll give this one to Bubba.
Congeniality: Hmm. Given the gentle way Dr. Bob has responded to our little thread here and expressed his concern for others feelings, we may have to award this category to him, if he chooses to participate. Otherwise, it goes to Beefcake who has shaken my hand and patted me on the shoulder only at the most appropriate times.
So here we are, Beefcake has won three out of five categories. Probably four since Dr. Bob will refuse to twirl a baton in our presence and therefore, won’t be eligible for the competition (he can still get Mr. Congeniality, though).
Here he comes, Mr. Beefcake Psychobabble…
Posted by fallsfall on January 19, 2004, at 7:46:31
In reply to Re: Mr. Psychobabble USA, posted by All Done on January 19, 2004, at 2:45:42
You are all dreaming, but I have a picture of MY therapist IN A SWIMSUIT. Next to his boat (a large sailing boat - he is too down to earth to have a yacht).
You guys can dream all you want - I've seen the real thing.
Posted by Karen_kay on January 19, 2004, at 16:27:45
In reply to Re: Mr. Psychobabble USA, posted by fallsfall on January 19, 2004, at 7:46:31
Hmmmm....Well, I don't have a picture of Bubba in a swimsuit next to his boat. Next thing you know, you'll be telling us you were in the captain's chair with your therapist.......Please tell me that's true, PLEASE...
Posted by Karen_kay on January 19, 2004, at 16:42:49
In reply to Re: Mr. Psychobabble USA, posted by All Done on January 19, 2004, at 2:45:42
Slow it down, you move to fast. Now, Mr Paul Simon told me that. You can only guess when the situation called for it.... Now, I'm passing the information along to you. Listen, if you think you have a grasp on reality, then you need to get your med check. Is there a doctor in the house? It's a good thing we have a panel of therapists coming to this event, because it sounds like you need a whole panel girl! Your perception of reality sounds quite distorted at this point. And I'm almost afraid to steer you in the right direction, as it may cause a full psychotic break. Maybe I should fly on up to DC to meet with the judges and see what they think is best in this situation.
Oh, BTW Beefcake is sitting right next to me and he says hi. Also, when you were talking with him last week about the fact that you don't change your underpants frequently, that made him rather uncomfortable. He says he'd appreciate it if you wouldn't discuss that matter any further. Speaking of underpants, he doesn't wear underpants at all :) Oh, and he needs to cancel your appointment next week, as he'll be coming my way for another *visit*. Sorry bout your luck kid, guess that's just the way it goes sometimes.
I resent the fact that you make fun of my therapist for being so young. I like the idea of having someone young and inexpereinced, that I can mold and shape to my likings. Maybe he does sing his school song, but only when he becomes *very* excited. So, I don't mind it too much. Earplugs are here for a purpose, so I use them well. Also, the fact that he wears his school jacket, that's fine by he. He has pride in the fact that he got his PhD in a party state (OMG!!! Can you believe that....What have I gotten myself into?? I checked out the school and it doesn't sound so good...) Well, I'm a party animal, so we ahve something in common! This is very rational and it makes sense to me....
Posted by fallsfall on January 19, 2004, at 21:34:39
In reply to And Bubba has Questionable boundaries? » fallsfall, posted by Karen_kay on January 19, 2004, at 16:27:45
Well, his wife and kids and dog are in the picture, too. I think they would have thought that my coming too made the boat a little too crowded - so they didn't invite me. Maybe they'll invite me the next time - if I lose a few pounds I won't take up as much room.
He is actually smiling in the picture. I didn't know that his face could actually do that - he is such a blank slate.
So, don't you want to know about his wife?
Posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 19, 2004, at 22:22:40
In reply to Re: Mr. Psychobabble USA, posted by fallsfall on January 19, 2004, at 7:46:31
I wonder if our therapists have ANY idea how much they have amused us these past weeks? I wouldn't trade Bean for the world, but he's so much fun to write about.
Posted by gardenergirl on January 19, 2004, at 23:37:47
In reply to Re: Mr. Psychobabble USA, posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 19, 2004, at 22:22:40
Okay, I guess I'm going to go with Bear for my T. In some ways he kind of looks like Paddington. Although he does not wear a yellow slicker to sessions. That would be SCARY!
I have to say that if I joined your pageant, I'm afraid I'd be too inhibited. I can see myself wearing a nice, simple evening suit, with my hair up and simple jewelry. For talent, if I didn't twirl a rifle (sorry, never mastered the baton, and conked my head several times with the rifle...hmmm...maybe that is a cause of depression and neurosis?????). Or perhaps I would sing Bette Midler's The Rose to grab the attention of all the 80's monsters. But then I would have to break into some Norah Jones to take it back to the present. Anyway, I would finish singing, and the wild applause would startle me so that I would trip over cables and cords walking off the stage (yes, Karen Kay we have clumsiness in common). The judges would be so dazzled by my performance and my poise in standing back up as if nothing happened, that they would award me the talent prize on the spot.
As for Mr. Psychbabble USA, I'm afraid that Bear likely would be too dull. He tends to be the blank slate type, and I have not investigated his personal life. Perhaps he could just be another judge and a spokesman for diet coke??
gg, the clumsy, inhibited, possibly brain-injured 80's girl
Posted by All Done on January 19, 2004, at 23:59:58
In reply to Jessie's Gril...Oh no :( » All Done, posted by Karen_kay on January 19, 2004, at 16:42:49
“Listen, if you think you have a grasp on reality, then you need to get your med check.”
>>Perception *is* reality, my Dear Karen.And listen, there is no way Beefcake is visiting you. First of all, he just found out you’re a Hoosier. Which explains oh so much ; ). (Now, now. Don’t take offense. I’m married to a Hoosier. My child’s grandparents and relatives are all Hoosiers.) Secondly, you are correct, Beefcake does not like to be restricted by silly underwear, but when he discovered that you have been wearing granny underpants ever since you became so envious of Elle’s, sadly, he cannot look at you the same way anymore.
I will admit that I guess I should stop throwing stones until I fess up that I think my therapist might not be much older than yours. I’m not positive, but he might be in his early 30s. There, I said it. Let the stone throwing resume! Beefcake is *way* more mature than Bubba. So there.
Posted by All Done on January 20, 2004, at 0:19:52
In reply to Re: Mr. Psychobabble USA, posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 19, 2004, at 22:22:40
> I wonder if our therapists have ANY idea how much they have amused us these past weeks? I wouldn't trade Bean for the world, but he's so much fun to write about.
I wonder if any of them read what we're writing. Have any of you told your therapists about Psycho Babble? I don't think I'd ever tell mine, but, then again, I've never written anything I wouldn't be more than willing to chat with him about. If he's reading and wants to talk to me about it, he can let me know. Maybe someday he'll call me to reschedule or something and say, "Hi. It's Beefcake."
Sorry to get sidetracked. Perhaps this is deserving of it's own thread or something.
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