Posted by wildcard on September 24, 2005, at 15:52:34
Gentle thoughts for today...]
1) Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
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2) When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle.
It makes the neighbor's dog that bit me run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
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3) If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
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4) Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
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5) A penny saved is a government oversight.
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6) The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
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7) The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your
body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
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8) The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
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9) He who hesitates is probably right.
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10) Did you ever notice:
The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL"
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11) If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
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12) If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
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13)The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
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14) There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.
For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
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15) Did you ever notice:
When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs."
poster:wildcard
thread:559038
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