Posted by kid47 on April 8, 2005, at 17:10:16
In reply to Re: Insight » kid47, posted by Spoc on April 8, 2005, at 15:29:46
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> ((((((KID)))))
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> ...although as you are aware that really ain't my style at all (well, of course we know I'm a freak for parenthesis of other kinds, ones that allow me to simultaneously overabundantly stipulate even more things in the exact same place). So, must be my really big guns behind something again.
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> If memory serves, (((this))) will also embarrass you and cause you to flee, absolving me of my guilt for leaving you here without adequate representation of all forms of lunacy. ;-)
Apparently you don't realize who you are dealing with here:Did I so much as wince while seated on stage at an Engineering Society convention in front of approximately 300 people while quietly waiting for my introduction as the fourth speaker of the evening and drifitng off to sleep, snoring, whilst simultaneously drooling down my chin and punctuating the entire ordeal by falling over backwards in my chair; then frantically trying to convince the Master of Ceremonies there was no need for an ambulance that I had not suffered a Coronary but merely was up drinking a bit too late the previous evening.....embarrass me?
The man (feeling quite Macho) who coming to a stop at an extremely busy intersection while riding his vintage Norton 750 Commando with Dunstall front end, 1/4 turn quick throttle and shorty exhaust pipes (very loud) upon trying to put his foot down not realizing that the cuff of his somewhat oversized bell bottoms had become snared on the kick start of said motorcycle making it impossible to bring his aformentioned foot to the ground, which allowed the aformentioned motorcycle to directly tip over causing the man to crank the aformentioned quick throttle to its full acceleration position thereby causing an undescribable amount of smoke and racket while no less than two dozen or so drivers sitting in their vehicles while stopped at the aformentioned intersection sat up craning their respective necks to see what in the world had transpired and as if on cue all began to laugh uncontrollably.....embarrass me?
While sitting in church one Sunday with my then 5 year old son, heads bowed during silent prayer, hear his piercing little voice declare in the loudest stage whisper imaginable "SOMEBODY F*RTED" forcing the preacher to turn his back to the congregation to try and conceal the convulsions of unsucessfuly stiffled laughter as the entire congregation was also attempting unsuccesfully the same to the point some may of actually done damage to their spleen or another equally vital organ....embarrass me?
These tame examples are just a small fraction of a great many otherwise horrendous instances I have stoically endured that would of killed (by embarrassment) a less durable being and there are sooo many more of these types of expereinces in my resume' unfortunately the vast majority of these are not suitable for print on a family oriented vehicle such as this.
Please stay awhile
kid
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