Posted by alesta on December 14, 2004, at 14:28:14
In reply to Re: And you realize the bloody moose is stumbling » alesta, posted by Atticus on December 14, 2004, at 12:38:58
...that there would be a very loud knock at the door.
"everybody just be cool.." you say anxiously.
you tiptoe softly to the door, glance through the peephole, and see a very pissed off looking moose glaring back at you.
you whisper "uh, honey, there's a moose at the door. are we expecting..."
from outside the door, you hear, "i know you're in there! morris, you'd better have a really good one this time!"
the moose looks at you with a guilty smile on his face "Uh.."
"MORRIIIISSSSSS!"
suddenly, there is a loud thud as the front door falls to the ground.
"holy sh!t" you all say in unison.
and so morris's girlfriend appears. she has a pink apron on, and nostrils as large and obtrusive as morris's.
"i don't know what you think you're doing, morris..for god's sake take those off!"
morris slowly, fearfully removes the night vision goggles, and...
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