Posted by Atticus on December 12, 2004, at 19:07:49
In reply to Re: And you realize the bloody moose is stumbling » Susan47, posted by alesta on December 12, 2004, at 6:47:55
... he suggests you both hit the clubs. You go to grab your shoes, but when you get back to the living room, you realize the mouse has gone missing with your wallet in tow. Now you're really, really furious at the damned rodent, so you have a sit-down with the cat to plot some kind of payback, because cats are really brilliant at this sort of thing, and besides, the cat is still pretty p*ssed off that the moose chased him all over the house with that toy G.I. Joe combat rifle while the moose was in its mouse form. The cat suggests leaving a decapitated vole on the mouse's pillow, but you remind him that it's been done -- he did it to you just this past summer. He then suggests puking into one of the mouse's slippers, but again, you tell him that note's been played. Then he comes up with a plan so wonderfully diabolical that you thank God for inventing cats. It involves ...
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