Posted by karen_kay on July 12, 2004, at 12:58:12
In reply to Re: For scott, because he's a great guy..., posted by Scott in Vermont on July 12, 2004, at 12:30:21
now respecting me is something i can PROMISE you is a very new reference i've never heard about me!! (but, i must admit i have something of a black hole memory (hey, and that's something i heard just today too!!! a very lovely person told me that.. maybe i can hang onto that catch phrase for a while?)
you can spell, you can type... move over zen (and jai, and all done, and miss honey, and ghost, and emmy, and jay, and elle, and spoc, and kid and nearly every other babbler on the market...) scott, will you enter into a committed, nonmarrital relationship with me? what about the rest of them? can they come too? can i at least pick my favorites? (ha! i won't pick until you answer!!!! not that i have favorites of course!!!!)
you spelled goldilocks correctly! and she's a criminal too! you clever dog you! i never thought aobut that aspect... now, what about sleeping beauty... what did she do wrong? (and am i putting you on the spot here?) and also, prince charming? is he looking at jail time for something (other than that dreadful dye job.. bah!) no girl in her right mind falls for a man with blonde hair anyway (of course every female babblette who is married to or seeing a male with blonde hair is going to speak up on this point and i'll reply with something sweet of course but!!!! in the back of my head i'll be thinking ('ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!' so! speak up at your own risk!!! :)
inorgasmia: now, i wonder, if you suffer from that all of your life, if you take lexapro, will that automatically reverse this condition? hmmm....... it's worth a shot, right? (and inorgasmia sounds like a rare breed of salt water fish anyway..... Ok, i decided to delete what i was going to write.. thank me mr bob or don't but i know you want to :)
about your good things... focus scott focus.... great scott!!! (ok, i jump at the chance to use that corny phrase).... you have (i'll list some of them....)
*a rare breed of salt water fish (now, if you are indeed so depressed that you cannont concentrate this far, see above)
*your typing abiloities (note, i alas have none)
*basic math skills (again, i have none.. wanna see? i thought one could travel 500 miles in 5 hours.. think i'm kidding? and i thought it could be done travelling 60 mph.... and while i felt stupid upon the realization of my denseness, i'm sharing to make you feel better, or at least so you can laugh at my expense (and i do hope you are laughing.. this is just one karenism.... i'll start making a calendar one day, if i become president)
*you can have bonfires anyday of the week (and naked ones at that.. who wouldn't be jealous? i am!!!)
*did i mention those typing and math skills?
*did i mention the bonfires?
*your wonderful sense of humor that you can still keep up, even while depressed.. you still have the ability to make others laugh even while feeling like crap. thank you for making me laugh.
*you're a good liar! that'll get you very far in this world! look at our president! hey, scott in 2004!!!!!!
*i like you, you like me, let's get together and hug a tree....
thank you for continuing to post. thank you for respecting me (ha! that's a new one for me! honestly! i can't even say that my mother or friends respect me (perhaps because they know me?). but, perhaps in time, i'll change your mind dear.. i look forward to changing your mind :)
take care doll.. keep your chin up (especially since that salt water fish is around...)
see you around (i better!!!)
kkps. i respect you more than you imagine!
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