Posted by kid47 on April 19, 2004, at 11:58:44
In reply to How do I meet girls? Dating advice?, posted by sdjeff on April 18, 2004, at 0:42:19
I don't know much about dating, but here are some suggestions that for some strange reason never worked very well for me. Maybe you'll have better luck.
1. Go to a bar known for hot chicks hanging out.
2. Look for a female who is staggering a bit.
3. Tell her you play in the band Hoobastank.
4. Continue telling her interesting and outrageous lies, buying time, until she has a chance to discover that you truly are a wonderful person.
5. When she is really good and drunk, tell her the truth about yourself. She won't remember a word of it.
6. Realize I have only had two actual relationships my entire life (my wife is so mean, she won't let me date) and taking advice from me could be quite detremental to your well being.
Seriously Jeff, I obviously don't have a clue when it comes to women. I wish I had some real advice to give you...but I think the ladies in the group are immenently more qualified to offer direction. Good luck
kid
Disclaimer: I am only kidding. Please overlook my inappropriate and irresponsible attempt at humor. I can't help it. It's the meds or something. ;)
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