Posted by Karen_kay on January 14, 2004, at 16:52:47
In reply to Sleepover Agenda » Elle2021, posted by Miss Honeychurch on January 14, 2004, at 11:59:28
MISS HONEY!! For crying out loud! You began the agenda idea with your therapist and now must I always come up with them? *Shaking my head in shame and disappointment* I'm afraid you couldn't pick an agenda from a memo. Now, let me pull through, ONCE again, and save everyone else's rear. And I was thinking if I must travel, let's do something exciting like Vegas baby, but if you insist on DC, we can make that workable. Though, that still puts you at a distant third for lack of creativity, I must say. What about you, Elle? Well, I guess we can vote on the location later. But, if I'm stuck in a room with 2 less beautiful ladies I must have some form of entertainment and lots of liquor *WINK* But, Miss Honey, with 36 D, that may move you up a bit...... Are you willing to share? You do need more spunk though...I'd say a lesson on assertiveness or at least some liquor before a therapy session may help you to unbutton your blouse and show off your assets a bit... Elle, some input here, PLEASE!!!!
Tenative Agenda per ApprovalSlumber Party
Location: Vegas, Ceasars or Rio
or :( Four Seasons blah blah blah...6:30-7:00 Check in
7:00-7:15 Miss Honey's credit card denied
7:15-7:30 Karen's credit accepted, Miss Honey indebted FOREVER to Karen!!!
7:30-8:00 Miss Honey session in anger management due to lashing she gave to attendent; had to leave Rio and stay at Ceasar's
8:00-8:30 Settle in room; Check out minibar
8:30-9:00 Call to restock minibar
9:00-10:00 Late dinner
10:00-11:00 Pillow fight
11:00-12:00 Karen catches glimpse of just how large Miss Honey's breasts are; spend hour consoling Karen (in a drunken stupor) that her breasts are large
12:00-12:10 Time spent comparing breasts (and yes I do this) Karen realizes hers are better than Elle's (Take that Elle), Miss Honey moves up to Second place, Elle takes third :(
12:10-2:00 Power Point Presentation on assertiveness during therapy session; covers issues such as (not for faint of eyes granted) masturabation, fantasies, transference, father/daughter wannabies, resistance, sexual attraction
2:00-2:30 Miss Honey pukes up her dinner
2:30-3:00 Tips on seducing your therapist provided by Karen
3:00-3:45 Elle provides tips on how to comb your hair, Karen sits in the corner and talks to herself with a frown on her face; Elle points out that Karen should be listening
3:45-4:00 Karen and Elle have a cat fight
4:00-4:25 Miss Honey calls Bean for support
4:25-4:30 Bean sits dumbfounded
4:30-4:45 Miss Honey hangs up
4:45-5:00 Miss Honey switches to Karen's therapist :)
5:00-5:30 Karen's therapist flies to Vegas to end dispute (remember it is a story, so the flight is very fast)
5:30-6:00 Miss Honey is attracted to new therapist
6:00-7:00 Karen "gets with" her therapist (sorry, no sloppy seconds for Karen :)
7:00-8:00 Miss Honey gets with therapist
8:00-9:00 Elle gets with therapist
9:00-11:00 Group therapy (Intrepret that one how you wish :)
11:00-1:00 Brunch
1:00-1:30 Pack up
1:30-1:45 Last pillow fight and hugs
1:45-2:00 Depature and check outWell ladies, it was a fun night.... We laugh, we cried and we ummmm well we did other stuff. Anyone see any room for improvement?
poster:Karen_kay
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