Posted by Karen_kay on January 12, 2004, at 21:06:14
In reply to OMG! Humping! (nm) » Miss Honeychurch, posted by Karen_kay on January 12, 2004, at 20:50:10
I thought I was the only one who said humping! Where I used to work, I would announce hump day and do my own special dance too! And you get the drift....I'd hump anyone or thing in sight on Humpday! Tis a day for celebration, like any major holiday! I just switched from Chanel Coco to Chanel No 5. And I smell very humpable at this point, I must say. My therapist is always commenting on my boots, my wardrobe or fashion sense (he once said that my fashion style reminds him of someone from the 50's????), my hair style, or my bra size. I know he wants me :) Now, maybe he'll comment on my change in fragrance? Maybe you should come and see my therapist for just one session. It'll do you some good! One thing that bothered me once about my therapist! He once accused me of trying to be seductive or seduce him by wearing a top that I thought was cute and stylish! ERRR! It made me mad. I haven't been able to wear that shirt since! Not even to class or in public!
Agenda with Karen's therapist
Karen and Miss Honey
January ?, 2004
2:00 pm2:00-2:01 Greetings
2:01-2:10 Comments on appearance, though you don't dress as stylish as Karen
2:10-2:15 Comments on boobs, though they aren't as perky as Karens; asks for specific size
2:15-2:25 Comments on shoes, though the heels aren't as high as Karen's
2:15-2:25 Comments on hair, though the color isn't as nice as Karen's
2:25-2:45 Discussion of your anger towards Karen and how you don't feel you live up to her reputation; Karen's grinning in the corner
2:45-2:50 You leave a card that he doesn't thank you for, yet he hangs up in his officeYou leave feeling better about yourself, yet still not quite feeling better. You shake your rump while walking in front of him, and notice he is in fact looking. You're grinning ear to ear as you walk out the door and reschedule! THE END!
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