Posted by Willow on July 13, 2001, at 13:05:12
In reply to A bad day, posted by AKC on July 13, 2001, at 6:40:13
Canada lost it's bid for the Olympics again. I say we can't afford all this extravaganza. Instead I propose to host a "howling" contest. Categories: longest howl, most authentic -(coonhound, beagle, wolf, coyote, and mongrel,) loudest howl, most pathetic howl, happiest yip, and the scariest growl.
No medals will be awarded, just applause, laughter and dicouragement from next door.
All that is required to enter will be participation and thick skin. My neighbour informed me that the mosquitos must be wearing winter coats and as a result are acclimatizing to our cooler weather. Deer and horse flies are plentiful but maybe the howling will scare them away.
Bring a comfortable chair if desired. Entry is guaranteed into the country if you have a six pack of your favourite beer. Painted toenails will be equvialent to using steroids.
Willow
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