Posted by Larry Hoover on June 8, 2005, at 9:20:25
In reply to Re: if I'd only known » gardenergirl, posted by AuntieMel on June 8, 2005, at 9:11:25
> A good f*rt contest could have been more fun than fireworks.
>
> quick! pull my finger!My dad used to do that. I *so* broke the cycle. My kids do not know that "trick".
However, unfortunately, being the chemist/firebug that I am, I discussed the flammability of flatulence, to their rapt attention. In my vapid youth, such displays were known as "blue angels".
A friend of mine, so intent upon putting on a good display, wore a holey pair of jeans, and no underwear. He adopted "the position", lit the Bic, and produced a very large flame indeed. So large, in fact, that the frayed edges of the jeans caught on fire. And with no underwear.....
He ran down the hall, streaming smoke.....
We heard the sizzle, as he sat into the toilet bowl. Quick thinking, I might add.
Sometimes, I still laugh out loud. Poor Mitch.
Lar
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