Posted by Karen_kay on February 25, 2004, at 17:39:13
In reply to 10 Signs You've Got It Bad for Your T, posted by tinydancer on February 25, 2004, at 15:02:40
OMG, that used to be me... And the shaving, oh yes, YOU NEVER KNOW!!!
But, now I don't care... I still shave, becasue I'd do him.. But, he's mentioned many songs before and I don't bother to remember, let alone check them out...
I have approximated his sign, as he only gave the month. And I wouldn't name my child after him, as I don't care much for his name... Shall I add to your list, if you don't mind....
Go to the local grocery within closeness distance to his address.... Hoping he may be there...
Checking out every automobile similar to the one he drives.... Even worse yet, rolling down your tinted windows because if that is him, he wouldn't be able to see you too...
Check out his local gas station, because you never know if he's pumping/// Gas that is..
Look his number up in the phone book to be sure the picture you saw is in fact his wife...
Wear clothes to session that you know pleases him
Don't admit your faults, as you wouldn't want him to know you have faults (Of course I don't have any, but I wouldn't mention that "I feel fat today" as he may think, "Well you look fat today, but I never noticed it before"
Wink at him during session
Plot ways to be able to touch him (IE: if your foot touches his, casually touch it and apologize for bumping his foot)
Try to find out what he thinks aobut in his "Private moments"
Encourage him that he could get away with cheating on his wife... (Oh, lord yes I have!!! I'm horrible)
*I feel like I'm writing a "How to Guide" for flirting with your Therapist...
Oh, and my friends are so tired of hearing about my therapist.. They have threatened to strangle me if I continue... Soemtimes when I meet people I say, "Hi! My na,me is Karen and I'm in therapy."
Think about writing a paper about your therapist
(But chicken out.. Maybe for my 20 page law paper... Hmmmm..)
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