Posted by Phil on May 19, 2002, at 7:38:47
In reply to Morita Therapy, posted by BeARdEdLaDY on May 18, 2002, at 6:44:02
How do I get well?
a. Throw pills away, don't see doctor
What if it doesn't work?
a. You do it wrong, don't call me. No attachment.
So your philosophy is play through the pain?
a. There's no philosophy, no pain.
I threw my pills away like you said and had a seizure.
a. Seizure first step in doing what's next.
So, you can cure the most complex organ in man by thinking, or not thinking?
a. Exactly.
Do you tell diabetics they can get well without medicine?
a. We have bad connection, call back.
Since your philosophy is up to the student and so simple, you must not charge for your service.
a. OH!!! HAHAHAHA. That American sense of humor. Very funny. I have huge mortgage, no money, high anxiety...whoops.
Can you give me the names of three patients you have cured.
a. No, they're not allowed to think, read, or talk about anxiety. That's why they are well.
I never thought you would drive a Porsche!
a. Oh yes, have 12, get to Zen retreats very fast. As we say in Osaka, haul balls.
So, your anxiety went away when you got rich?
a. Bingo!! Now you know Buddha, you must kill Buddha.
Here's the love offering you requested for doing the interview, $1000.00 US.
a. Thank you, late on Porsche payment.
Your philosophy sounds like Dr. Phil. You know, bite the bullet.
a. Oh! Dr. Phil. He know true secret to happiness. He's my friend.
So what's the secret?
a. Write book, do Oprah. Write another, do Oprah. Like winning lottery.
Thanks again, I need to pick up my medicine.
a. You're welcome, as we say here..don't get generic. Whoops! hahahaha!
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