Posted by okydoky on June 26, 2008, at 10:22:43
In reply to Re: Sexual Side-effects..*new* cutting-edge treatments, posted by Molybdenum on June 25, 2008, at 17:59:08
Well let us know what type of job you are applying for. I am sure there are several people, including perhaps yourself, who are very capable of manipulating words and ideas to fit a certain nitch or forum! I think we would all be amazed at what people put on their resumes, at least yours would be "honest".
Keep having fun and sharing it. I am one, who appreciates it immensely,
Oky
By the way I was in a slapstick mood the other day and wrote the following. Not sure if it turned into a bunch of nonsense though. Fixed it up a bit, quotes got lost and definitions. Might just be I get so depressed odd stuff makes me laugh? What do you think? Funny or just quite off the wall? I wont take offence.
Here is the original thread:
http://www.dr-bob.org/babble/20080617/msgs/836133.html
This is with a few of the needed fixes:
Some tongue and cheek now.
If we're going to try and prescribe for a compilation of diseases ( well who would not prefer to take less medication, hell the drug companies are doing it with "Cauduet" and others and wow now one can take "boniva" once a month instead of, for God's sake, having to take a pill once a day or week. It seems the newest selling ploys are two in ones and once a years [http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/69451.php])
Anyway the following is my personal compilation:
1. Arthritis pain (in the neck literally) see 5*2. Interstitial cystitis (I cannot "stress" strongly enough the "urgency" of this particular "pain")
3. trd (In layman's terms: The act of being a "Sloth" [deadly sinner] or "slothful": see 8*)
Sloth is defined as spiritual and/or actual apathy or laziness, putting off what God asks you to do, or not doing it or anything at all. Acedia is a Latin word, from Greek akedia, literally meaning "absence of caring". Acedia can also lead to God's wrath.
Sloth can also concern wasting due to lack of use or allowing entropy, expanding into almost any person, place, thing, skills, or intangible ideal that would require maintenance, refinement and/or support to continue to exist. From Wikipedia4. eating disorder (A disease that either "feeds" on itself or has one running on "empty")
5. pain in the *ss disease( Still an orphan disease but no doubt pharmaceutical companies are working diligently to come up with a cure. Physicians often prescribe off label for this ailment because of its "die hard" complication, most especially when family lean heavily on the physician or if the treating physician is therapy "Aversive" Aversives are unpleasant stimuli which induce changes in behavior through punishment see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aversives
6. Stop the world I want to get off syndrome (a dizzying cluster of symptoms)
7. Why was I born dilemma(sometimes prematurely diagnosed) (see 8*)
8. Is there a God (the disease with an absent modality, lacks definable symptoms and is often "preexisting")
All in good humor and perhaps a bit of nonsense,
oky
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