Posted by Chris A. on February 16, 2001, at 20:24:31
In reply to Re: Bad to cut Zyprexa in half? - YES !, posted by danf on February 15, 2001, at 3:49:28
> To all - I've gone throught this many times. I have had the answer faxed to me from Zyprexa herself !!
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> Zyprexa prefers quick consumation (the sooner the better, without doubt). She does begin to oxidize, but only the exposed part. If you talk nice to her & don't try to get her out on a table, she does not like the exposed public areas.
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> I wouldn't cut up a lot ahead of time, wait for the right moment. She preffers a bed or Hottub tho... it is best to take her out and feed her first. She is not a degenerate !!
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> She is hard to cut though, especially to get close as she reaslly does not like to be cut. Use a sharp knife on a cutting board and wash the cutting board afterward. Also, the blood will stain, so don't go rubbing it into your eyes (ie wash your hands afterwards.
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> Zyprexa can also be wooed with most any liquid, including Coke. I wouldn't woo her with Pepsi, though, because Pepsi tastes like crap without adding anything to it ;^) (even Pepsi is fine, really). She prefers Gin, really !!
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> Sigh! I guess this is how urban legends get started. - Dan
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